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   messageicon I really dont understand why I’m still a virgin when I have never watched any Twilight Movie or bought any Justin Bieber Album in my whole life.
←Rate | 05-29-2013 15:09 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's vultures circling around my sex life.
←Rate | 05-29-2013 14:59 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You women are beautiful creatures I love you all , but by god you scare the sh*t out of me with the way you feed on souls and happiness.
←Rate | 05-27-2013 13:55 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You say pervert with a telescope. I say biological astronomer.
←Rate | 05-27-2013 12:59 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's totally ok to create a Facebook account for your pet, provided you have severe mental retardation.
←Rate | 05-27-2013 12:48 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your french fries are just my french fries on the wrong plate.
←Rate | 05-25-2013 12:20 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe if you tried educating yourself as much as you try getting those abs people will like you more.
←Rate | 05-24-2013 12:52 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stevie Wonder's housekeepers probably don't do a damn thing all day long.
←Rate | 05-24-2013 12:49 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  



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