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   messageicon When the story first broke…and the police said they couldn't figure out where Tiger was going at 2:30 Friday morning…was I the only one thinking, ‘Hello!?!?! Walmart!!!'
←Rate | 11-29-2009 19:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Forget a dislike button, I'd rather have a 'This makes me want to punch you in the back of the head' button. Especially between now and tomorrow when 96% of you will have the exact same status. New Moon is out or reminding me it's Friday.
←Rate | 11-19-2009 20:42 by barryClark@twitter.com Comments (0)  


   messageicon : Happy Friday the 13th!! Hockey mask... Check... Machete... Check...
←Rate | 11-13-2009 11:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's Friday 13th. I think I'm going to break a mirror, walk under a ladder, let a black cat walk past me, open an umbrella indoors, spill some salt, wear a hat to bed, step on a crack in the sidewalk.... then call somebody I hate and see if she wants to
←Rate | 11-13-2009 10:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black cats, ladders, broken mirrors, guys named Jason. I hate Friday the 13th.
←Rate | 11-13-2009 07:30 by mark1965 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Only Robinson Crusoe had ever everything done by Friday.
←Rate | 11-12-2009 17:53 by Lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon W.T.F. - Wednesday, Thursday, Friday...the weekend's almost here!!
←Rate | 11-12-2009 11:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon THE ALIENS ARE ATTACKING EARTH ON FRIDAY. THEIR PLAN IS TO KIDNAP ALL THE BEAUTIFUL & SEXY PEOPLE.. DONT WORRY, YOU'RE SAFE... I JUST WANTED TO SAY GOODBYE, PLEASE CHECK IN ON MY MOTHER IN LAW EVERY NOW AND THEN
←Rate | 11-11-2009 22:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon *confetti falls* DING! DING! DING! *audience cheers* *in my gameshow host voice* COOOOONGRATULATIONS! YOU'RE THE 1000th PERSON TO MENTION THE FACT THAT IT'S FRIDAY IN YOUR STATUS. JERRY, TELL 'EM WHAT THEY'VE WON! *door opens* ABBBBBBSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!
←Rate | 11-07-2009 12:12 by Shante Comments (0)  


   messageicon run out of pictures to colour in, in my colouring in book... I guess that is enough work for a Friday...
←Rate | 10-16-2009 00:06 by gavdun Comments (0)  


   messageicon wishing everyone a happy Friday eve!
←Rate | 09-03-2009 08:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon counting the number of friends who remind him that it's Friday.
←Rate | 08-28-2009 04:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.
←Rate | 08-24-2009 12:33 by CMJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon And on Friday God created alcohol, and Adam was happy! It had been a long first week with Eve
←Rate | 08-21-2009 06:10 by Psym0n Comments (0)  


   messageicon hoping to be abducted on Monday and set free on Friday...I know its a pretty wishful thinking.
←Rate | 08-09-2009 13:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon people are really clever on facebook they always now what day it is and they always want to tell you its friday
←Rate | 06-05-2009 05:44 Comments (0)  



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