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   messageicon If Internet Explorer has the balls to ask you to set it as your default browser, don’t tell me that you don’t have the guts to ask her out.
←Rate | 07-30-2013 12:59 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stay in that position I just got a Facebook Notification.
←Rate | 07-26-2013 02:39 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Vodka can be mixed with anything, including more vodka.
←Rate | 07-23-2013 13:11 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't litter your chaos and drama all over other people's lives.
←Rate | 07-23-2013 12:54 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife said she expects the house to be clean by the time she walks in the door so I changed all of the locks.
←Rate | 07-22-2013 13:05 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pets are so easy to love. They are honest and react to kindness without wanting to know what's in your bank. Humans could take a lesson.
←Rate | 07-18-2013 14:53 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey douchebag. Women like men with an accent, not an Axe scent
←Rate | 07-17-2013 12:53 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My kinda woman has more sex swings than mood swings.
←Rate | 07-16-2013 02:17 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its already too late for some of you ladies to find Mr Right and I would advise you to just settle for Mr. What's Left or you will die alone.
←Rate | 07-15-2013 15:03 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you don't hate yourself after it, you haven't eaten enough.
←Rate | 07-12-2013 13:18 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Avoid sharing your alcohol, by surrounding yourself with people that don't drink.
←Rate | 06-27-2013 12:37 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Relationships these days are like birthdays; once the cake is eaten, the party's over!
←Rate | 06-26-2013 06:04 by Kisstopher707 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Facebook keeps offering to find my friends for me. Good luck, Facebook! See if you can find my dad while you're at it.
←Rate | 06-25-2013 13:02 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We have some people struggling with obesity problems, while others are struggling with poverty and starvation. Sh*t like this is why Jesus is not coming back during our lifetime until we get our act together.
←Rate | 06-25-2013 12:53 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like to welcome visitors to my home with a warm, and sincere 'Goodbye'.
←Rate | 06-19-2013 14:17 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got 0 problems and denial is one!
←Rate | 06-19-2013 12:16 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "We had to let him go. He was only pulling 15 times his weight around here." - Corporate ants.
←Rate | 06-18-2013 13:18 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My suicide note will probably just be my phone left unlocked
←Rate | 06-16-2013 10:10 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is a good reason why they call it XBOX ONE; You take ONE look at it and go and buy yourself a PS4!
←Rate | 06-16-2013 05:22 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Make her feel like she's the only woman on earth. Because nothing makes women happier than feeling like all other women are dead.
←Rate | 06-15-2013 16:20 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  



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