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   messageicon Shocked by the 16% approval rating of congress held by Americans in June 2016. That can't be right. Who are these psychos in the 16 percent?
←Rate | 07-02-2016 07:29 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ah, my youth: We sang praises to our processed meat products. Bologna had a first name. We all wished to be wieners. It was a gentler age.
←Rate | 07-10-2016 06:31 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon Home is where the bag filled with plastic bags filled with plastic bags filled with plastic bags is.
←Rate | 07-24-2016 07:35 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish I were full of tacos instead of emotions.
←Rate | 07-24-2016 07:38 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shoutout to the American voters for narrowing our options down to the jerk from 'The Apprentice' and the inspiration for 'House of Cards'
←Rate | 08-13-2016 16:17 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon It only takes one person to ruin it for everyone...Be that person.
←Rate | 11-03-2016 06:00 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon I used to race motorcycles. Man, those things are a lot faster than me.
←Rate | 11-03-2016 06:03 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon Logic says the screw I dropped should be somewhere by my feet, but science says it's under the couch in the other room.
←Rate | 03-09-2017 04:54 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon A large portion of my day consists of rushing frantically to places I don't really want to go to.
←Rate | 03-27-2017 05:53 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon Take the number of letters in your last name and divide that by your pin number. What answer did you get? That's correct.
←Rate | 07-06-2017 08:10 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have nothing to update. I'm just making it look like I'm doing something at a party so people won't talk to me.
←Rate | 07-16-2017 07:10 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life before the internet was awful. Your friend would be wrong about a trivial issue during dinner and you just had to let it go
←Rate | 07-23-2017 08:28 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  



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