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   messageicon ...its -4 out and snow is on it's way tomorrow...so much for this global warming they talk about...although they'll probably blame the cold on the hole in the ozone layer or cow farts...
←Rate | 01-04-2010 14:50 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon I put on my favorite winter jacket for the first time the other day, and as soon as I put my hands in those pockets, I was immediately reminded that last year I didn't have any money, either.
←Rate | 01-03-2010 13:31 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon ..if people say they're "as honest as the day is long" does that mean they become less truthful in the winter?
←Rate | 01-02-2010 12:18 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon Washington D.C. got a ton of snow last weekend. When it snows hard enough in D.C., the city shuts down and Congress can't get anything done. You know, sort of like when it's not snowing.
←Rate | 12-23-2009 11:16 by tomcall Comments (0)  


   messageicon ......Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours."
←Rate | 12-20-2009 11:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon DID YOU KNOW........Summer on Uranus lasts for 21 years - but so does winter.
←Rate | 12-15-2009 14:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Winter, I think we should spend some time apart... I'm gonna try to work things out with my ex, Summer...
←Rate | 12-11-2009 08:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon one good thing about snow is it makes your lawn look as good as your neighbours
←Rate | 12-02-2009 16:35 by raeanne Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking news - snow white has been thrown out of Disneyland after sitting on Pinocchio's face singing "tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies"
←Rate | 10-18-2009 13:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon as cool as a winter breeze over a cucumber garden.
←Rate | 10-16-2009 03:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon figured out a way to turn my dishwasher into a snow remover. I handed my wife a shovel
←Rate | 06-16-2009 21:47 by mat2sm00th Comments (0)  


   messageicon to all the wackos who believe in global warming try coming to Idaho in the middle of March..It'll snow
←Rate | 04-22-2009 19:32 by Kay Comments (0)  



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