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   messageicon I have nothing in common with people who replace bread ties.
←Rate | 03-04-2017 07:51 by huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon Let's be honest: The documentary they were making before the Blair Witch killed them would have sucked
←Rate | 07-16-2017 07:15 by huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon EMINEM: My symptoms: palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, and I threw up Mom's spaghetti WEB MD: you have cancer
←Rate | 09-02-2017 06:42 by huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon For no reason at all Smash Mouth's "All Star" is stuck in my head. I'm sorry to do this to you, but if I go down, we all go down.
←Rate | 10-07-2017 07:42 by huck Comments (1)  

   messageicon Social media is perfect when you're feeling sorry for yourself and your desire is to feel worse.
←Rate | 10-28-2017 17:52 by huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon Superman wears glasses, everyone thinks he’s a different person. I wear glasses people say: “Hey, why are you wearing glasses?”
←Rate | 11-15-2017 05:06 by huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon I’m “you can only play video games on channel 3” years old.
←Rate | 12-11-2017 04:37 by huck Comments (0)  

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