Funny Status Messages for Facebook

X is Enduring Peace

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X smells like teen spirit

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X is troubled by the thought of being not able to write a sensible status message

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X 's status message is better than yours

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X hates your extended network.

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X is "somewhere in the land of Oz, picking on a scarecrow. "

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X is the whitest kid you know.

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X is FUBAR

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X is "serious, and don't call me Shirley "

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X is stimulating his package.

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X is saving a lot on his child support by switching to condoms.

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X is "the ""she"" in ""that's what she said""! "

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X is big in Japan

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X is HUGE in Europe!

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X is with the girl next door

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X is up to no good.

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X is partying like a rock star.

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X is at the gym pretending to get a good workout.

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X has hacked your Facebook

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X is gonna live forever... or die trying!

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