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   messageicon had a date tonight...& didnt need chloroform
←Rate | 09-20-2011 21:11 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if gene pool wre like swimmin pool id drain mine & start over with fresh untainted water
←Rate | 09-19-2011 04:53 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon like a good neighbor state farm is there...with winning lotto numbers
←Rate | 09-18-2011 15:07 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon too bad Mr. Rogers isnt still alive to have facebook & do the games...then he really can be our neighbor
←Rate | 09-16-2011 21:39 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon ive heard the old saying that "opportunity is just around the corner" but sometimes a hooker is around that corner so is the hooker your opportunity?
←Rate | 09-12-2011 12:31 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon like a good neighbor state farm is there....with the winning lotto numbers
←Rate | 03-14-2011 19:30 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon ever notice that on a phone the word "mom" is 666?
←Rate | 01-30-2011 19:05 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon 90% awesome (i know its not 100% but I have more awesomeness than Taco Bell has beef)
←Rate | 01-28-2011 20:20 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon later on this week I go to the doctor & see my arch enemy again...the scale
←Rate | 01-19-2011 12:25 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon doc told me to walk around the block everyday. I'm gonna set a lego in the floor & be back in 5 seconds
←Rate | 01-12-2011 00:55 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon as much a chance with the ladies as a bird does flying safely through Arkansas
←Rate | 01-05-2011 19:52 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon friends are like boobs...some are real, some are fake...sometimes its hard to tell the real ones from the fake ones
←Rate | 12-22-2010 01:00 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Beginning to think that Al Gore is lying about global warming
←Rate | 12-14-2010 02:21 by Eddy Comments (2)  


   messageicon time for all the bloodsuckers to come out again...not Halloween...election time
←Rate | 10-27-2010 21:41 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why are some parents hypocritical..."don't lie to me or I'll tell SAnta on you"
←Rate | 09-21-2010 02:55 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon why is there a diet version of everything good except chocolate? hmm...where does Hershey's keep their "suggestion box"?
←Rate | 08-31-2010 22:53 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon all these pokes I'm getting am I supposed to sound like the pillsbury doughboy
←Rate | 08-14-2010 01:43 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon men's prison is a lot like facebook...if someone really likes you, they'll poke you a lot
←Rate | 08-03-2010 20:03 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders why all the old people talk about how far they walked to school back in the day...didnt anyone live close to the school back then
←Rate | 07-27-2010 20:05 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon gravity is every blnode's enemy
←Rate | 07-25-2010 02:05 by Eddy Comments (3)  


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