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   messageicon People act like they've never seen winter before. It happens every f'n year, ya know?
←Rate | 12-18-2016 19:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I win the lottery I'm going to travel the world asking the citizens if they've ever heard of snow. When someone says WTF IS SNOW I'm home
←Rate | 01-02-2017 20:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wondering why everyone says "I'm not worried about ME driving in the snow. It's all the idiots out there." At some point, someone has to be that idiot.
←Rate | 01-04-2017 18:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon i rather watch grass grow in winter then watch farewell. Bye obama
←Rate | 01-10-2017 21:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It is times like this that make me laugh at people from the south.Hurricanes & tornados, people still go to work, Snow, deserted streets and empty grocery stores.
←Rate | 01-26-2017 11:14 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  


   messageicon If there are ice cream trucks in the summer, why aren't there hot chocolate trucks in the winter?
←Rate | 02-02-2017 18:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A terrible waitress asked me for a tip last night.... I said don't make snow angels at dog parks.......
←Rate | 02-10-2017 13:41 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Winter seems more like a booty call than a three-month relationship.
←Rate | 02-11-2017 16:42 by Lewis S. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't eat the green snow!!!
←Rate | 03-17-2017 14:12 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon * A russian couple, Rudolf & Tosha are driving home. Tosha: Looks like it's starting to snow. Rudolf: It's rain. Tosha: no I think it's snow. Rudolf: Rudolf the "red" knows rain dear.
←Rate | 08-11-2017 10:28 by *** Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't need drugs to have a good time. But I do need them to focus, avoid depression, survive winter, fall asleep, stay awake, control my blood pressure, calm myself down, and to avoid choking the hell out of stupid people.
←Rate | 08-29-2017 11:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It looks like everyone wants Jon Snow to play NFL...he wont bend a knee
←Rate | 09-27-2017 04:48 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Global Warming must be true, it seems a lot of snow flakes are melting this year.
←Rate | 11-20-2017 18:00 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Russia’s been barred from the 2018 Winter Olympics. No word yet on whether they’ll be barred from the 2018 U.S. elections.
←Rate | 12-12-2017 07:00 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I waited too long.. The stores ran out of winter solstice glasses.
←Rate | 12-21-2017 15:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon it safe to take off my Winter Solstice Glasses yet?
←Rate | 12-22-2017 17:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How was the winter solstice? I missed it because the stores were out of solstice glasses
←Rate | 12-24-2017 18:17 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  


   messageicon This is the first good sized snow fall of the season and honestly the weather on TV is acting like the terrorism threat levels just moved up a two.
←Rate | 12-24-2017 18:21 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I must be getting old. Since when does 2 to 4 inches of snow become a winter storm warning? Back when I was a kid, we just called flurries, and we complained it wasn't enough to even have a good snowball fight, let along close schools.
←Rate | 12-24-2017 18:25 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (2)  


   messageicon Lefties eat yellow snow on Winter Solstice.
←Rate | 12-25-2017 14:17 Comments (1)  




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