Funny Status Messages for Facebook

X is inspired by true events.

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X is in the moment...

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X has a negative influence on you!

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X "knows when you are sleeping, knows when you're awake "

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X is making a list and checking it twice

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X is Miss Understood

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X is done signing autographs

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X is everywhere that's anywhere

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X has successfully licked one of his elbows!

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X "wants to do a 68, you go down and I'll owe you one. "

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X "wonders, ""Is there a mirror in your pants, cause I see myself in them."" "

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X is the money you could be saving from Geico

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X all your status messages are belong to us

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X is your destiny

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X has got Santa in a headlock

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X is giving love a bad name

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X is dancing naked on your roof.

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X is wondering how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop

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X is making the sun shine

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X is elevated to the point of reversing gravity

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