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   messageicon What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box? Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.
←Rate | 10-14-2012 09:48 by Jack Comments (0)  


   messageicon First Michael Jackson and now Neil Armstrong.I see god is no fan of moon-walkers.
←Rate | 08-25-2012 17:10 by Jhows21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Samuel L. Jackson knows he can turn down movies, right?
←Rate | 07-27-2012 09:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon J-Lo's Checklist: ✓Sean Combs ✓Cris Judd ✓Ben Affleck ✓Marc Anthony __Simon Fuller __Randy Jackson __Steven Tyler __Flavor Flav
←Rate | 07-15-2011 18:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...just heard that the Jackson family has asked, In honor of the 1-year anniversary of the death of Michael Jackson, that all child actors wear their pants at "half-staff" today...
←Rate | 06-25-2010 10:12 by dfotravels Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why isn't "talk like Samuel L. Jackson day" a thing yet?
←Rate | 01-19-2012 07:10 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon how awsome would it be to get in a fight exactly how it happened in Michael Jackson's "Beat It" video!
←Rate | 02-01-2012 09:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It was only after the other brothers of The Jackson 5 refused to let him join that little Samuel L. Jackson first became angry.
←Rate | 10-16-2014 19:36 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm thinking Dr. Murray will probably get a harsher sentence since Michael Jackson was white at the time of his death......just saying
←Rate | 11-07-2011 22:16 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Move like Michael Jackson, Tonight on BBC 3, Is a contest,to find out who can move like Micheal Jackson....Am I alone in thinking,that really all the winner needs to do,is lie down & be still for half an hour ?
←Rate | 12-14-2009 10:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Michael Jackson could do a very realistic Thriller video right now.
←Rate | 08-29-2014 15:11 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon That was Samuel Jackson's first ever public appearance without saying "mother$ucker"
←Rate | 03-02-2014 21:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Michael Jackson didn't die. He simply completed his course of plastic surgery in 2009, turned into a young gay white boy & renamed himself Justin Bieber...
←Rate | 07-09-2012 09:59 by Zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm like the reverse Michael Jackson. I always wanted to be black. I'm sexually attracted to adults, and I have no talent whatsoever.
←Rate | 01-31-2012 14:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sandi Jackson just changed her facebook status to taking the kids to Grandpa Jesses house for a while
←Rate | 08-14-2013 14:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon celebrated Michael Jackson's Anniversary by taking the kids to Toy R Us...he woulda liked that...
←Rate | 06-26-2010 20:37 by heZz Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll bet it would be excruciating to listen to Foghorn Leghorn sing a cover version of Jackson/McCartney's "Say Say Say."
←Rate | 11-05-2012 19:30 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if Michael Jackson will ever return from the dead to make a Thriller 2
←Rate | 07-01-2010 14:19 by Conlsm90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Jackson's said yesterday's that the Dr. Murray verdict ends a sad chapter in their lives. ...And then they remembered that they're all still related to Tito...
←Rate | 11-08-2011 20:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When the zombie apocalypse happens, I'm going to blast Michael Jackson's "Thriller", while the zombies chase us, just to lighten the mood.
←Rate | 09-02-2012 07:26 by flinnie Comments (0)  



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