trump Funny Status Messages

   thinking...Am I the only one that finds it ironic that President Obama waited to interrupt network TV on Osama Bin Ladens death right before Donald Trump was about to fire someone on "The Celebrity Apprentice"?

   Problem with voting for Trump is that you don't know what you're going to get. Problem with Hillary is that you do.

   Everyone talking about Pelosi ripping up Trump's speech, but we've all done questionable things when we were that drunk...

   I really wouldn't be worried about Hurricane Jose, there's no way Trump will let him into the country....

   Donald Trump is no longer president. If you're still talking about him, then it sounds like you have an unhealthy obsession with Trump but ok.

   If Trump wins I'm leaving the country. If Hillary wins I'm leaving the country. This is not a political post, I just want to go on vacation.

   I hope that Donald Trump's toupee is spared from the wrath of Hurricane Sandy... Be safe, little ferret

   Trump hugs Mitt Romney and tells him "You had me at "I don't care about poor people'."

   The dimmer brat party has changed. I know, I was one. Until Obama and Biden started all this BS we’re dealing with now. Miss Trump yet?

   Do people literally just sit there and think about Trump ALL DAY long? My lord people. Watch Netflix, go outside, go to work, eat an apple, have sex, call a friend, do laundry, smoke pot, buy a truck, plan a trip, rob an old lady, cook jello, use a port a

   pays tribute to Mickey Mouse who will turn 82 years old this year. He's now the oldest rodent in show business, unless you count that thing on Donald Trump's head....

   Donald Trump's hair saw its shadow. We have six more weeks of protesting.

   thinks Donald Trump needs to produce a birth certificate for that thing living on his head.

   Michael Moore joined a protest against Trump colluding with Russians, and now we know the protest was organized by Russians

   * The difference between trump and kim firing someone trump "YOU'RE FIRED" kin: ready, aim,

   Anything with Hilary or Trump I just scroll without reading all the crap. From an English man looking for a decent status.

   People boycotting L.L.Bean because the owner gave money to a Trump PAC? Not going to hurt them much as they sell work boots.....

   41% of Trump voters say Hillary is the devil. While the other 59% say she's just a demon in a pantsuit.

   Rep. Maxine Waters refused to attend Trump's address to the joint session of Congress Instead she stayed home to work on a bill addressing the Russian invasion of Korea.

   You people do realize that Trump's wife is an immigrant, right? Yes. And she is a LEGAL immigrant.