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   messageicon thinks if you are the fortunate one to sing our National Anthem at the SUPERBOWL, then shouldn't you at least know the lyrics? fail, BIGTIME!
←Rate | 02-06-2011 18:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thursday Night Football on the same time during the Vice Presidential debate....well played NFL, well played.
←Rate | 10-11-2012 21:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Worst football performance by a Brady since Marcia.
←Rate | 01-17-2011 18:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon cant have an openly religious football player in the NFL, that would be bad. it needs more accused murderers, rapists and morons who shoot themselves in the leg.
←Rate | 01-15-2012 23:52 by Nick Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want a job in construction. I want to apply to be that guy who is never doing anything when you drive by slowly because they are merging lanes. this guy can usually be seen holding a cigarette and wearing his football teams logo on his hard hat
←Rate | 09-03-2010 18:30 by Bruno Comments (0)  


   messageicon What makes the Superbowl half time show better than the Grammys? The Superbowl half-time show was only 1/2 hour.
←Rate | 02-14-2011 11:52 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon since football season is officially here, I will celebrate by tackling the sh*t out of stupid people that piss me off!
←Rate | 09-02-2010 16:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jameis Winston will appear on the covers of both EA Sports "NCAA Football '14" AND "Grand Theft Crustacean."
←Rate | 04-30-2014 18:53 by doodlebug Comments (0)  


   messageicon Commercials: Now brought to you with limited football interruption.
←Rate | 01-02-2016 14:00 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon superbowl-- the only time I actually look forward to watchin commericals.. .
←Rate | 02-06-2011 09:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Suddenly my prison fantasy football league just got real.
←Rate | 09-16-2014 10:50 by TallMtnMan Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that marriage should be like football; you must show up fully committed and prepared and score every opportunity you get!
←Rate | 03-03-2010 02:17 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Superbowl Party Eating Tip: Your pants won't get too tight if you don't wear any.
←Rate | 02-07-2016 03:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Reasons Why Guys Stop Texting Girls: 1) He's Busy. 2) You didn't send nudes. 3) He has beer and football. 4) It's only been a day, calm down psycho.
←Rate | 04-28-2016 16:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm holding cheerleader tryouts for my fantasy football team
←Rate | 08-24-2011 16:12 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I live by my father's motto: "Life is a football game. Try to fall asleep in the first quarter and complain if anyone shuts off the TV."
←Rate | 03-01-2014 09:57 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon Drank like 3 Four Lokos and some hand sanitizer last night, blacked out and apparently officiated a Monday Night Football game.
←Rate | 09-26-2012 04:24 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Glad it's college football season again, now we have an excuse to drink at 10:00 AM on a Saturday.
←Rate | 08-30-2012 19:39 by @cdrizzzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just got a call from the NFL office...they must have gotten wind of that 1 flag football game I ref'd in 2002
←Rate | 09-25-2012 21:26 by xi0n Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think a man with a helmet defending his country should make more money than a man with a helmet defending a football.
←Rate | 02-20-2016 05:24 Comments (0)  



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