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   messageicon I'm always the first one to say "I love you" in a gangbang.
←Rate | 08-11-2017 00:49 by psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think this midget prostitute is really selling herself short.
←Rate | 11-13-2015 00:08 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I get road rage standing in lines.
←Rate | 03-06-2015 00:47 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon I believe it is important to be an organ donor, which is why I am willing to donate my second chin to anyone missing a chin.
←Rate | 08-06-2017 13:50 by psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon The genie that I rubbed to get my three wishes was not a genie at all. Anyone got bail money?
←Rate | 10-15-2015 15:20 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon On a deteriorative scale, my liver is somewhere between Ozzy Osbourne and Charlie Sheen.
←Rate | 07-19-2016 01:16 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon How much for the angry lawn gnome? Hey, that's my toddler.
←Rate | 01-30-2015 06:32 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon Damn girl, are you a Snickers bar because you're so sweet and satisfying and surprisingly hard and hold on, are those nuts?
←Rate | 01-30-2015 06:16 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon Florida is going to be covered in stripper glitter and cocaine pretty soon.
←Rate | 09-08-2017 00:11 by psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon HER: Will you miss me? ME: Only if you run in a zig-zag pattern
←Rate | 10-30-2017 02:50 by psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon No offense but I wanna set you on fire.
←Rate | 08-11-2016 03:30 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon Knock on your neighbors door and ask if they've seen your cat. When they say no pull your cat out of your pocket and make the introductions
←Rate | 10-22-2014 12:15 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when I'm watching porn and my mom walks in. what is my mom doing in this p0rn?
←Rate | 06-01-2017 02:52 by psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon People with multiple personalities scare me. Speak for yourself b*tch. That's right, you heard him.
←Rate | 11-07-2014 00:47 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your small talk is beginning to make my eye twitch.
←Rate | 06-05-2017 02:53 by psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone? I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone
←Rate | 09-30-2014 13:17 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon *Taps life on shoulder* What's your fcukin problem with me?
←Rate | 04-07-2015 15:02 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think we should hear other voices.
←Rate | 01-10-2016 10:42 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon Looking for originality her e is like looking for a virgin in a wh0rehouse.
←Rate | 11-05-2015 00:38 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon The number of special requests in your order is directly proportionate to how many times the cook drags his balls across your plate. Enjoy!
←Rate | 11-13-2015 00:10 by Psycho Comments (0)  




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