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   messageicon Shouldn't the fortune in every fortune cookie be "You are about to eat a stale cookie?"
←Rate | 05-17-2009 15:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
←Rate | 05-16-2009 19:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A much wittier reply came to mind immediately after I clicked the 'Share' button.
←Rate | 05-16-2009 19:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon took the "What should you be doing right now" quiz. And the answer is... WORK !
←Rate | 05-15-2009 17:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
←Rate | 05-15-2009 17:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon spreading some positive molecules
←Rate | 05-15-2009 07:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
←Rate | 05-14-2009 06:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon For sale 57" flat screen TV 200 Quid Only defect is the volume button is broke.....For that price you can't turn it down!
←Rate | 05-12-2009 18:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon watching paint dry
←Rate | 05-12-2009 12:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon has logged out. You missed him by mere minutes
←Rate | 05-11-2009 17:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon would give his right arm to be ambidexious
←Rate | 05-11-2009 17:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bob the builder! can we fix it?!!......no this time we're screwed
←Rate | 05-11-2009 11:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking 'if girls had 'mute' buttons!!'
←Rate | 05-09-2009 17:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What if there were no hypothetical questions?
←Rate | 05-07-2009 09:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Asks .... Why dont they make mouse flavoured cat food?
←Rate | 05-06-2009 17:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Give Yourself a Haircut Tip # 1: Don't
←Rate | 05-06-2009 17:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who decided that a round pizza should be put in a square box?
←Rate | 05-06-2009 04:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon always late. My ancestors arrived on the Juneflower for cryin' out loud!
←Rate | 04-30-2009 10:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 1) Scroll to the bottom of your Facebook page. 2) On the bottom left corner, click English: US. 3) When the language selection appears, click English: Pirate. 4) watch what happens.
←Rate | 04-30-2009 08:32 Comments (3)  


   messageicon thinks they need to have a twelve-step help group for compulsive talkers. They would call it On Anon Anon.
←Rate | 04-30-2009 08:31 Comments (0)  




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