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   messageicon A stranger stabs you in the front. A boyfriend stabs you in the heart. An enemy stabs you in the back but real friends don't carry knives.
←Rate | 05-17-2011 01:28 by Bridget Comments (0)  


   messageicon Officer says "Gee, Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?
←Rate | 02-04-2011 08:49 by bridget Comments (0)  


   messageicon Americans treat the Constitution the same way they treat the Bible: Despite never having read or understood it, they are quite certain they know both.
←Rate | 02-04-2011 08:47 by bridget Comments (0)  


   messageicon If it squirms it's Biology; if it stinks it's Chemistry; if it doesn't work it's Physics and if you can't understand it, it's Mathematics.
←Rate | 02-04-2011 08:46 by bridget Comments (0)  


   messageicon A neurotic is a person who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the person who lives in it. A psychiatrist is the person who collects the rent.
←Rate | 02-04-2011 08:46 by bridget Comments (0)  


   messageicon We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities. Bill
←Rate | 02-04-2011 08:45 by bridget Comments (0)  


   messageicon Foolishness always results when the tongue outraces the brain.
←Rate | 02-04-2011 08:44 by bridget Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I seduce it, really get it going, then leave it alone for ten minutes,maybe this paper will finish itself.
←Rate | 02-04-2011 08:42 by bridget Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know when you are getting old when, you finally got your head together, now your body is falling apart.
←Rate | 02-04-2011 08:40 by bridget Comments (0)  



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