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   messageicon Don't worry, they'll probably get Casey Anthony when she tries to steal back her sports memorabilia...
←Rate | 07-05-2011 14:57 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dance like the photo isn't being tagged, love like you've never been unfriended, and tweet like nobody is following....
←Rate | 06-22-2011 15:22 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Perfect example of living life to the fullest kids...... RIP Ryan Dunn, jackass.
←Rate | 06-20-2011 12:18 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fathers Day....the most confusing day in the hood!!!
←Rate | 06-19-2011 00:45 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon City of Dallas just announced tomorrow is Lebron James Day. Everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early.
←Rate | 06-12-2011 23:11 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon 70 years after WW2, and LeBron James has America rooting for the German. SMH, Congratulations Mavericks......
←Rate | 06-12-2011 22:52 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Weiner's wife is pregnant! Didn't know that was possible on twitter! From now on I'm wearin a condom when I tweet!
←Rate | 06-08-2011 18:57 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Plaxico Burress is out of jail today... Only a black man would be sent to jail for 2 years for shooting himself...
←Rate | 06-06-2011 12:37 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinking about posting a pic of myself in my underwear in support of my congressman Anthony Weiner........
←Rate | 06-02-2011 11:28 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Netanyahu's wife needs to give Michelle Obama a tee shirt that reads, "Don't you wish your husband could be a man like mine?"
←Rate | 05-24-2011 13:04 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon rael, I will trade my Obama for your Netanyahu and I will even throw in Joe Biden if you want him........
←Rate | 05-24-2011 12:42 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Please note: If you're thinking you will be raptured at 6pm, I'm willing to take care of your Farmville operation. I'll just need your facebook log-in and password.......
←Rate | 05-21-2011 13:56 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Due to public service cutbacks, the Rapture is simply going to be based on Santa's Naughty/Nice List.
←Rate | 05-20-2011 06:40 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well, at least we'll get to see the new "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie before the Rapture. Woulda been a shame to miss that one.
←Rate | 05-18-2011 15:22 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon anyone interested in having a Rapture party this weekend?
←Rate | 05-16-2011 12:03 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ashton Kutcher to replace Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men. Remaining cast and crew already planning their own "Torpedo of Truth" tour.
←Rate | 05-13-2011 14:01 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Big shout out to Jason Voorhees! Party at Camp Crystal Lake tonight with a lot of love making....Be there or be square!!
←Rate | 05-13-2011 06:54 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rebecca Black - "its friiday, friiday" *Jason Voorhees walks in stabs her in the face and goes home* yeah, Friday the 13th.
←Rate | 05-13-2011 06:50 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's Friday the 13th! Want to get lucky?
←Rate | 05-13-2011 06:09 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon I smash mirrors, walk under ladders, spill salt & cross paths with black cats. Be afraid... be very, very afraid, its Friday the 13th!!!
←Rate | 05-13-2011 06:02 by Bill Comments (0)  




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