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   messageicon Call me lazy… but if it takes four clicks, I'm not reading it!!!!!
←Rate | 09-16-2012 21:32 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon After exercising I always eat a Pizza. Just Kidding, I don't exercise !!
←Rate | 09-13-2012 00:03 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tonight looks like a good night to do all the nothing I have planned! !!!
←Rate | 09-12-2012 23:57 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon When i'm available no one texts me. But when i'm busy... BAM! ...still no one texts me !!!
←Rate | 09-12-2012 23:56 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done…!!
←Rate | 09-12-2012 23:45 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon I disagree, but I respect your right to be stupid.!
←Rate | 09-12-2012 23:29 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon SO HUNGRY.. but not hungry enough to get up and get food.!!!!!!!!!
←Rate | 09-12-2012 23:28 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can someone please call Carly Rae Jepsen so we can be done with this already?!!
←Rate | 09-12-2012 23:28 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (1)  


   messageicon I'll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.!!
←Rate | 09-12-2012 23:25 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon “Leftover Bacon” – a phrase you've never heard before.!!!
←Rate | 09-02-2012 20:16 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle.!!!
←Rate | 09-02-2012 20:13 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon You just don't just come into someones life, make them care and then just leave.
←Rate | 06-19-2012 23:41 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon At home: I want to go out, I want friends. When I go out: I want to go home, I hate people.
←Rate | 06-19-2012 22:31 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish more people would give me the silent treatment.!!
←Rate | 06-09-2012 14:29 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon BOY: "Hi" GIRL: "I have a boyfriend" BOY: "I said 'Hi' not suck my d!ck"
←Rate | 06-09-2012 14:14 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon I enjoy long walks on the Internet ;)
←Rate | 06-09-2012 14:12 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who the fnck do you think you are and why are you breathing?!!
←Rate | 06-09-2012 14:12 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Still waiting for the best day of my life to happen...!!!
←Rate | 06-09-2012 14:07 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon At my funeral when they're lowering me into the ground I demand they play "Drop it like its hot"!!!
←Rate | 06-09-2012 14:02 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I'm on a date & its bad, I'm just gonna stand up & say "I'm an actor, they're all actors & you're on MTV's Disaster Date!" & run out.....
←Rate | 06-01-2012 21:25 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  




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