hump day Funny Status Messages

   Lets Do The 2014 New Years Hump Today!

   With everyone off work on this first day of the New Year good reason to stay in bed and enjoy your New Years Hump Day!

   i do not like green eggs&ham I do not like them will.i.am woud you eat them in my trunk woud you eat them off my hump my hump my humps

   since New Years is on a hump day (Wednesday) maybe this will be the year I get a lo of humping

   Fu*k all of that Hump Day bullsh*t and stay the hell out of my way cause I hereby designate this Wednesday as five finger death punch day.

   So, if Miley Cyrus and the Beebs had a baby it would make honey boo boo look like the royal baby! .. and she could hump its Teddy Bears !

   I'm not saying she was ugly, but the dog had to close his eyes just to hump her leg

   Every day is "hump day" to my neighbor's dog....get off of my leg you mangy mutt!

   “If I was a dog, I would so hump your leg right now!”

   Happy Hump Day means zip to the 15% who work weekends, the 30% who do six days a week, 8% unemployed, 10% disabled, 15% on call, and the 20% who are retired. To the 2% that this actually applies to....bl0w me.

   Hump Day tedium..(Yes, tedium. I don't care about your boring business deal. Unless you won the lottery or Marilyn Monroe came back from the dead to gave you head, your day was tedious.)

   Ok, just saw Jenny the Crypt Keeper dry hump a Bieber cardboard cutout. Seacrest should have gone down there and ash bombed her.

   Happy Hump Day this. It's too far in to see the weekend from either direction.

   If I bend over for any reason and you don't immediately come behind and air hump me, you're not my kinda guy.

   wondering why hump day can't ever be as good as it sounds!!

   If you don't hump Christina Ricci today, then you're doing Wednesday wrong.

   Wednesday... As most of you call it Hump day, I like to call it the 3rd Monday of the week.

   If you didn't hump Christina Ricci... then you're doing Wednesday wrong.

   :There's nothing more romantic than seeing young lovers dry hump their way through Wal-Mart...

   Since it's Hump Day Wednesday, rather than have my usual can of Redbull, I'll try Redbone, "She'll give me brain"