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   messageicon "The summit meeting went so well that putin is thinking of letting trump be president for another four years."
←Rate | 07-17-2018 23:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm attending the next Trump rally because I love puppet shows.
←Rate | 07-17-2018 21:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When the queen's butler announce that it was tea time. Trump said to the queen " Oh, You play golf too?
←Rate | 07-14-2018 02:48 Comments (7)  


   messageicon I wonder, what would Trump do without FOX News?
←Rate | 07-08-2018 16:41 Comments (1)  


   messageicon With all of trump's space force talk. Will he soon refer him self as the new rocket man?
←Rate | 06-30-2018 22:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump to visit the U.K. in the next two weeks. That will only give him 14 days to learn how to speak english.
←Rate | 06-30-2018 20:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump just backed down from a big trade fight with China #MAGA
←Rate | 06-27-2018 20:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Trump cured cancer, democrats would say he caused hospital profits to drop...
←Rate | 06-22-2018 11:45 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Yesterday, the Dems got what they wanted! Then realized they didn’t get what they wanted. Trump played them. And I’m gonna get what I want in 2020...Trump re-elected!
←Rate | 06-21-2018 12:30 Comments (1)  


   messageicon How long until we find out these tents and cages are made by Trump or a friend of his?
←Rate | 06-20-2018 19:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING: Trump considering growing a funny little mustache.
←Rate | 06-20-2018 19:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I never imagined we’d reach a point where we’d wish Donald Trump would just build his wall instead.
←Rate | 06-20-2018 19:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon * The difference between trump and kim firing someone trump "YOU'RE FIRED" kin: ready, aim,
←Rate | 06-19-2018 00:00 Comments (4)  


   messageicon Will there soon be a trump beach hotel in North Korea
←Rate | 06-14-2018 03:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The North Korean President is just meeting with the US President..He suddenly stood up and said . I Don't need this Crap.. .I'm going to the bathroom for a Trump...
←Rate | 06-11-2018 16:33 by Gerry Comments (1)  


   messageicon Say what you will about Trump, he sure is loyal to the country that elected him (Russia).
←Rate | 06-08-2018 23:57 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Justin Trudeau should have asked Donald Trump what year the War of 1812 took place.
←Rate | 06-06-2018 23:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un break up again Taylor Swift’s gonna write a song about it.
←Rate | 06-01-2018 15:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking: President Trump to meet and discuss foreign policy with the cash me outside girl
←Rate | 05-31-2018 02:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would give a billon dollars to hear the audio of Donald Trump & Kim Kardashian attempting to have a policy discussion about prison reform.
←Rate | 05-31-2018 02:21 Comments (2)  




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