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   messageicon If Trump cured cancer, democrats would say he caused hospital profits to drop...
←Rate | 06-22-2018 11:45 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Yesterday, the Dems got what they wanted! Then realized they didn’t get what they wanted. Trump played them. And I’m gonna get what I want in 2020...Trump re-elected!
←Rate | 06-21-2018 12:30 Comments (1)  


   messageicon How long until we find out these tents and cages are made by Trump or a friend of his?
←Rate | 06-20-2018 19:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING: Trump considering growing a funny little mustache.
←Rate | 06-20-2018 19:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I never imagined we’d reach a point where we’d wish Donald Trump would just build his wall instead.
←Rate | 06-20-2018 19:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon * The difference between trump and kim firing someone trump "YOU'RE FIRED" kin: ready, aim,
←Rate | 06-19-2018 00:00 Comments (4)  


   messageicon Will there soon be a trump beach hotel in North Korea
←Rate | 06-14-2018 03:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The North Korean President is just meeting with the US President..He suddenly stood up and said . I Don't need this Crap.. .I'm going to the bathroom for a Trump...
←Rate | 06-11-2018 16:33 by Gerry Comments (1)  


   messageicon Say what you will about Trump, he sure is loyal to the country that elected him (Russia).
←Rate | 06-08-2018 23:57 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Justin Trudeau should have asked Donald Trump what year the War of 1812 took place.
←Rate | 06-06-2018 23:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un break up again Taylor Swift’s gonna write a song about it.
←Rate | 06-01-2018 15:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking: President Trump to meet and discuss foreign policy with the cash me outside girl
←Rate | 05-31-2018 02:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would give a billon dollars to hear the audio of Donald Trump & Kim Kardashian attempting to have a policy discussion about prison reform.
←Rate | 05-31-2018 02:21 Comments (2)  


   messageicon One of Kim's buddies called Pence a dummy, so Trump cancelled the meeting. Not making that up. That literally happened. This is middle school-level drama.
←Rate | 05-25-2018 00:45 Comments (1)  


   messageicon If your kid graduates high school you were smart and voted for Trump.
←Rate | 05-21-2018 09:04 by Degree101 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I don't think trump had any collusion with the russians...... He's not that smart.
←Rate | 05-19-2018 00:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon In Trump's opinion, his staff member who made fun of John McCain's terminal illness isn't a "traitor," but the people who told the press about it are.
←Rate | 05-15-2018 04:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump is such a horrible politician. I can't believe that he's actually doing what he promised he would do before the election.
←Rate | 05-12-2018 15:56 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Trump said the Iran agreement was the worst deal ever...... Guess he forgot his $130,000 deal with Stormy
←Rate | 05-12-2018 15:40 by HaHa Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump needs to stop worrying about Mueller and start worrying about Giuliani
←Rate | 05-07-2018 04:56 Comments (0)  




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