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   messageicon Oh where oh where can the server be? .... Oh where oh where can it be?..... trump wants the server and he wants it now.... Oh where oh where can it be?
←Rate | 07-18-2018 03:03 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "The summit meeting went so well that putin is thinking of letting trump be president for another four years."
←Rate | 07-17-2018 23:56 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm attending the next Trump rally because I love puppet shows.
←Rate | 07-17-2018 21:07 Comments (0)  

   messageicon When the queen's butler announce that it was tea time. Trump said to the queen " Oh, You play golf too?
←Rate | 07-14-2018 02:48 Comments (7)  

   messageicon I wonder, what would Trump do without FOX News?
←Rate | 07-08-2018 16:41 Comments (1)  

   messageicon With all of trump's space force talk. Will he soon refer him self as the new rocket man?
←Rate | 06-30-2018 22:39 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump to visit the U.K. in the next two weeks. That will only give him 14 days to learn how to speak english.
←Rate | 06-30-2018 20:21 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump just backed down from a big trade fight with China #MAGA
←Rate | 06-27-2018 20:25 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If Trump cured cancer, democrats would say he caused hospital profits to drop...
←Rate | 06-22-2018 11:45 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Yesterday, the Dems got what they wanted! Then realized they didn’t get what they wanted. Trump played them. And I’m gonna get what I want in 2020...Trump re-elected!
←Rate | 06-21-2018 12:30 Comments (1)  

   messageicon How long until we find out these tents and cages are made by Trump or a friend of his?
←Rate | 06-20-2018 19:35 Comments (0)  

   messageicon BREAKING: Trump considering growing a funny little mustache.
←Rate | 06-20-2018 19:34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I never imagined we’d reach a point where we’d wish Donald Trump would just build his wall instead.
←Rate | 06-20-2018 19:30 Comments (0)  

   messageicon * The difference between trump and kim firing someone trump "YOU'RE FIRED" kin: ready, aim,
←Rate | 06-19-2018 00:00 Comments (4)  

   messageicon Will there soon be a trump beach hotel in North Korea
←Rate | 06-14-2018 03:52 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The North Korean President is just meeting with the US President..He suddenly stood up and said . I Don't need this Crap.. .I'm going to the bathroom for a Trump...
←Rate | 06-11-2018 16:33 by Gerry Comments (1)  

   messageicon Say what you will about Trump, he sure is loyal to the country that elected him (Russia).
←Rate | 06-08-2018 23:57 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Justin Trudeau should have asked Donald Trump what year the War of 1812 took place.
←Rate | 06-06-2018 23:20 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un break up again Taylor Swift’s gonna write a song about it.
←Rate | 06-01-2018 15:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Breaking: President Trump to meet and discuss foreign policy with the cash me outside girl
←Rate | 05-31-2018 02:30 Comments (0)  

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