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   messageicon Paul Ryan looks like Doug, Dougie, Doug, Doug from "The Hangover"
←Rate | 10-11-2012 22:05 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wish MTV would make a show called "16 and mature"
←Rate | 10-10-2012 15:51 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon OH Muh GAH....that d@mn commercial has got me in it's clutches!! I go around singing "I GOT 2 TICKETS TO PARADISE....."
←Rate | 09-26-2012 00:44 by urboyblue Comments (1)  


   messageicon I don't give a crap...I am voting for Romney just cuz Paul Ryan looks like "Doug" from The Hangover!!
←Rate | 09-04-2012 21:12 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can tell we're in a depression and poor cuz everyone's Verizon ringtone is that d@mn Mozart classical song.....
←Rate | 08-17-2012 18:24 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon "SWAG" LOL....I love to know where words originate from and in the 1960's a group of men came up with the term "SWAG"....it's meaning Secretly We Are G@y!! True story!! So go get your SWAG on and please post on FB everytime you do so I can laugh at you!!
←Rate | 08-17-2012 15:31 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fire up the bong...Michael Phelps won GOLD!! 19 Medals, 15 of'em GOLD!!
←Rate | 08-01-2012 01:39 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just remember foks, when ya ask to borrow someone's phone....nobody takes the newspaper into the bathroom anymore!!
←Rate | 07-30-2012 20:18 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women will cost you more money than a drug habit, business adventure ect.....matter of fact the reason the v@gina is shaped that way is so you can swipe your credit card thru and be done with it!!
←Rate | 07-29-2012 19:48 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's funny to watch you girls on Facebook whine and cry about your drama in one status and then the next....10 mins later "Pedi's, mani's now and drinks with my besties later, life is great"!!
←Rate | 07-06-2012 23:24 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon You mat say one you go black you can't come back...but if you stick with good credit you won't regret it!!
←Rate | 07-05-2012 16:29 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon I vote we bring 80's music back and forget how to Dougie!!
←Rate | 07-02-2012 21:22 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Manscaping now fully complete!! Waiting on the itching to commence!!
←Rate | 06-19-2012 14:37 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did not know Osama Bin Laden's son plays for the Oklahoma City Thunder!!
←Rate | 06-14-2012 22:42 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wouldn't it be cool to have that magical magic marker for people that stores have for money?? Yanno, to see if they're real!!
←Rate | 05-03-2012 17:54 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon A wise old man once said nothing....bet a woman can't do that!!
←Rate | 04-28-2012 21:50 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon One of my friends just called me and said his internet was not working...I told him to reset his router and he said "I can't, it's in my neighbors house" LOL
←Rate | 04-17-2012 14:06 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear people who think Romeo and Juliet was a romantic love story.... It was a relationship between a 13 yr old and 17 yr old that lasted 3 days and resulted in 6 deaths.... Sincerely, Everyone that has actually read the story!
←Rate | 03-29-2012 21:01 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Without Adele...this would be the worst Grammy's ever lol kinda like the Super Bowl Commercials this year without Clint Eastwood!!
←Rate | 02-12-2012 23:19 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon I thought LL in LL Cool J meant :adies Love....it obviously means "Lip Licker" cuz that's all he does after he finishes a sentence!! Gotta love the Grammy's!!
←Rate | 02-12-2012 22:53 by urboyblue Comments (0)  



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