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   messageicon i'm not saying i'm batman but answer me this have you ever seen me and batman in the same room?
←Rate | 10-17-2012 21:55 by svaldez187 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you get with me you will be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2
←Rate | 10-15-2012 17:43 by svaldez187 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The beauty of life is that Vodka looks like water.....and water bottles are allowed at work.
←Rate | 10-01-2012 14:40 by svaldez187 Comments (0)  


   messageicon People say "when your palm itches, you are going to receive money". My butt itches... I bet I don't get SH*T¡
←Rate | 09-28-2012 16:35 by svaldez187 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've got the solution to this whole anti-gay mess with the fast foods. I'm just going to open a pro-gay franchise and call it Chik-fil-HAAAAAAY *snap*
←Rate | 08-02-2012 14:40 by svaldez187 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear automatic flushing toilet, I appreciate the enthusiasm... but I wasnt finished..
←Rate | 03-06-2012 12:54 by svaldez187 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today is Fat Tuesday, and of course, this being America, it will be followed by Even Fatter Wednesday, Obese Thursday and Fat-A$$ Friday.
←Rate | 02-21-2012 13:12 by Svaldez187 Comments (0)  



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