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   messageicon I heard Oscar Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door but his girlfriend was dead against it.
←Rate | 06-16-2016 08:12 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon TERRORISM - This is what happens when you indoctrinate people with fairy tales that have no basis in reality.
←Rate | 06-12-2016 10:54 by Psycho Comments (1)  


   messageicon In hell, you're served sugar free jam on burnt gluten free toast with decaf coffee.
←Rate | 01-10-2016 12:34 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think we should hear other voices.
←Rate | 01-10-2016 10:42 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon a wheelchair is just grocery cart to a cannibal
←Rate | 11-16-2015 12:15 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon The number of special requests in your order is directly proportionate to how many times the cook drags his balls across your plate. Enjoy!
←Rate | 11-13-2015 00:10 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think this midget prostitute is really selling herself short.
←Rate | 11-13-2015 00:08 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Bruce Jenner can win woman of the year, I see no reason why Sarah Jessica Parker can't win the Kentucky Derby.
←Rate | 11-12-2015 01:35 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon Starting my weekend off right with a simmering rage. It's a beautiful day for violence!
←Rate | 11-06-2015 00:01 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon Looking for originality her e is like looking for a virgin in a wh0rehouse.
←Rate | 11-05-2015 00:38 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet if I flashed my hand grenade this guy would let me merge
←Rate | 10-25-2015 07:40 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon A serial killer, that only targets couples in matching outfits.
←Rate | 10-19-2015 14:12 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon The genie that I rubbed to get my three wishes was not a genie at all. Anyone got bail money?
←Rate | 10-15-2015 15:20 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon Welcome to Chopped. Your mystery basket ingredients are four of your exes, from which you must create one decent human being.
←Rate | 06-15-2015 13:42 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon If it wasn't for my excitement to hate someone new I wouldn't leave my bed in the morning.
←Rate | 04-24-2015 02:31 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't have any room in my heart for you, but I do have space for you in my trunk.
←Rate | 04-12-2015 14:07 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon *Taps life on shoulder* What's your fcukin problem with me?
←Rate | 04-07-2015 15:02 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its safe to visit my FB page friends. That smell is now gone.
←Rate | 04-04-2015 01:14 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon According to my bloodshot eyes I'm not approachable today
←Rate | 03-31-2015 14:03 by Psycho Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife said I couldn't finger paint and also she says that "Paint" is a stupid name for our cat
←Rate | 03-28-2015 13:01 by Psycho Comments (0)  



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