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   messageicon thinking about how to integrate the lyrics "walk like an Egyptian" into another unique status update
←Rate | 02-04-2011 19:22 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon FOX News is reporting that 19 of those Arkansas birds were members of Al-Qaeda
←Rate | 01-06-2011 01:05 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wii should make beer pong... tired of losing to my son in all the games HE'S good at
←Rate | 01-04-2011 23:16 by levon Comments (3)  


   messageicon they just said that the new year's ball weighs 12,000 pounds..... wait, I thought Snookie wasn't in the ball?? wtf
←Rate | 12-31-2010 23:17 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon they should change the name of Rock Band to 'Drunken Family karaoke Failure'
←Rate | 12-27-2010 17:34 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon just made cranberry sauce vodka shots
←Rate | 11-28-2010 13:28 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon loves when people just click the 'like' button on a thread of comments cause they're too lazy to add another comment
←Rate | 11-26-2010 11:20 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon remembers the days when 'Black Friday' was referred to as 'Colored Friday'
←Rate | 11-26-2010 11:15 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon thankful for the makers of Lysol
←Rate | 11-25-2010 13:47 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon PMS - (Pre Monday Syndrome)
←Rate | 11-21-2010 15:40 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon waiting for everyone else to post their birthday message on my buddy's wall so I can cut and paste the one I like best.
←Rate | 11-19-2010 12:58 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon T.S.A. pat downs on children are a direct violation of their civil puberties
←Rate | 11-18-2010 13:26 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hello Network Solutions, we have a problem.
←Rate | 11-09-2010 14:59 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wade: I just got your email...it says I'm fired...oh don't worry about that...I get unlimited emails..
←Rate | 11-09-2010 01:24 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon can anyone tell me where that McDonald's is?.. ya know, the one in that commercial where you can drive thru 4 times in a row with your baby while no one else waiting in line.. AND get a free egg McMuffin and coffee?
←Rate | 10-31-2010 22:52 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon since when the hell did the price of apples and razors go up? geez!
←Rate | 10-31-2010 11:10 by levon Comments (1)  


   messageicon the inside of my car looks different sober!?
←Rate | 10-30-2010 02:10 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trending Now - #1 Mindy Cohn..... WTF?
←Rate | 10-30-2010 01:44 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon which kind of vinegar must your bath towel smell like until you actually get a clean one?
←Rate | 10-22-2010 14:26 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon supports the "Obama Is Too Damn High Party"!!!
←Rate | 10-20-2010 00:32 by levon Comments (1)  




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