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   messageicon You and your rumors have two things in common: you're both fake and you both get around.
←Rate | 01-25-2012 00:34 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Governments that try to control the internet are SOPAthetic
←Rate | 01-19-2012 23:54 by Canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls don't be proud if every guy wants you... Cheap items have many buyers
←Rate | 01-05-2012 00:52 by Canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is all about a card game. Choosing the right cards is not in our hand. But playing well with the cards in hand, determines our success.
←Rate | 01-05-2012 00:48 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter
←Rate | 01-05-2012 00:48 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A wise man among the ignorant is like a beautiful girl in the company of blind men
←Rate | 01-05-2012 00:48 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never hold your head high with pride or ego. Even the winner of a Gold Medal gets his medal only when he puts his head down.
←Rate | 01-05-2012 00:48 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Even if I had 1 wish.. I wouldnt wish for you 2 Love me, Cuz I dont want your Love to come from a wish.. But straight from your Heart ♥
←Rate | 01-05-2012 00:47 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Most relationships fail not because of the absence of Love; but because girls Love2Much & Boys Love 2Many.
←Rate | 01-05-2012 00:47 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Those Who Live Simply Sleep Peacefully
←Rate | 01-05-2012 00:46 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We are not Chemicals.. So We can think before Reacting.
←Rate | 01-05-2012 00:46 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you cant be a highway then just be a trail.... If you cant be the sun be a star... It isn't by size that you win or you fail... Be the best of whatever you are.
←Rate | 01-05-2012 00:46 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Money is not Everything... There's also Visa and MasterCard.
←Rate | 01-05-2012 00:46 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only time a girl should Kneel down for a guy, is the day she ties her son's shoe-laces.
←Rate | 01-05-2012 00:45 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Big Girls don't cry...(They eat)
←Rate | 01-05-2012 00:45 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are not Happy being Single, You will never be Happy in a relationship.
←Rate | 01-05-2012 00:45 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I will stop Loving you, when an Apple fruit grows on a mango tree, on the 30th Day of February ♥
←Rate | 01-05-2012 00:44 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


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