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   messageicon Can't wait 'til I'm old enough to pretend I can't hear.
←Rate | 05-10-2011 16:02 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon This vodka diet is freaking awesome, I've already lost 3 days.
←Rate | 05-10-2011 16:00 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's amazing how much more money I have when I'm drunk.
←Rate | 04-20-2011 21:48 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon At work, when you don't know what to do, just walk fast and look worried.
←Rate | 03-24-2011 09:13 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Just kidding" is just an excuse to not get in trouble for something that you really wanted to say all along.
←Rate | 03-19-2011 19:23 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon plan for the day. 1. get off work and drink till Monday. 2.figure the rest out later
←Rate | 03-17-2011 18:42 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When did "wear something green" turn into "dress like an idiot?"
←Rate | 03-17-2011 18:42 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Smile. It's easier than explaining why you're sad.
←Rate | 03-16-2011 16:47 by abbybaby34 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I found the key to success...however, I found a note from success's landlord saying that the locks have been changed.
←Rate | 03-15-2011 23:02 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes what is said is not what is meant and what is meant is left unsaid.
←Rate | 03-15-2011 20:32 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My lady asked me if we could go out to somewhere expensive the other night, so I took her to the gas station.
←Rate | 03-11-2011 13:59 by abbybaby34 Comments (1)  


   messageicon A stark reminder that we're just guests on this planet.
←Rate | 03-11-2011 13:59 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the world is gonna end, I've got to start spending money faster. Anyone up for a party?
←Rate | 03-11-2011 13:58 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We are the only ones who can control our own happiness, but sometimes it feels like someone else is holding the remote.
←Rate | 03-11-2011 13:57 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's a hard thing not to trust the earth beneath your feet.
←Rate | 03-11-2011 13:57 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have life moments when all I can do is stop and say "Seriously?"
←Rate | 03-09-2011 16:16 by abbybaby34 Comments (1)  


   messageicon If you think I talk too much, let me know. We can talk about it.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 15:16 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you can't afford to go on vacation, you can always drink until you don't know where you are!
←Rate | 03-09-2011 15:15 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't have an attitude problem. I have an attitude that you have a problem with. Therefore, I just have an attitude!
←Rate | 03-09-2011 15:13 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Insurance costs are so outrageous the only healthcare most Americans can afford is from Dr. Pepper.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 12:00 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  




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