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   messageicon If two Chocolate bars are stuck together it counts as one - so shut up please!
←Rate | 01-18-2015 06:32 by XXX-FUXY Comments (1)  


   messageicon Koran has been remixed more times than Madonna.
←Rate | 01-16-2015 20:05 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do gay people celebrate February 14th as the Vaseline Day???
←Rate | 01-14-2015 06:56 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Arab neighbor shaking a carpet from a 6th floor balcony... I called him out: "What’s up Ahmed, won't it start?" ‪#‎JeSuisCharlie‬
←Rate | 01-13-2015 05:31 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you invite a girl over to "watch a movie, have some drinks, talk" and actually watch a movie, chat and drink, then you're a failure as a man…
←Rate | 01-13-2015 05:26 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today, for the first time in history - France did not surrender!! They actually fought!
←Rate | 01-09-2015 17:00 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm beginning to understand why Ukraine vacation packages are being steeply discounted...
←Rate | 08-11-2014 15:57 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon The worst sanction on Vladimer Putin from USA: if we send Justin Bieber to Russia!
←Rate | 07-11-2014 10:22 by XXX-FUXY Comments (1)  


   messageicon Tomorrow France plays Germany... Their defense will try to last 90 minutes and beat their World War 2 record...
←Rate | 07-02-2014 19:04 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm pro-choice on every social issue...Simply because it is none of my business how others choose to live their lives. We're only responsible on decisions we make.
←Rate | 01-08-2014 19:15 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon It was so cold this morning, I actually saw a Democrat with his hands in his OWN pockets...
←Rate | 01-06-2014 20:23 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don’t trust people who smile at 8AM on Mondays…
←Rate | 10-25-2013 16:20 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Weight loss tip: Do not eat to make yourself happy. Have sex instead!
←Rate | 08-18-2013 11:46 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Hi, Welcome to Abercrombie. Our sizes are; Small, X Small, Anorexic, Bulimic, and Malnourished."
←Rate | 06-18-2013 05:50 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hello Verizon... This is President Obama... I am interested in your share everything plan...
←Rate | 06-06-2013 20:24 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon LADIES: If your father is a poor man, it is your fate... But if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity!
←Rate | 02-04-2013 06:39 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Feeling sad and depressed? Are you anxious? Worried about the future? Feeling isolated and alone? You might be suffering from CAPITALISM! ***Symptoms: poverty, fear, cultural decay, loss of identity, loss of free speech, violent and revolutionary thoughts
←Rate | 01-31-2013 12:04 by XXX-FUXY Comments (2)  


   messageicon What if the 12/21/12 is the day Winrar trial period ends?
←Rate | 12-18-2012 18:17 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Prada, Gucci, Burberry, Zegna, Dior, etc… started to make weapons there would be no wars…. No wars at all, cause no one in the third world could afford to start a war! Problem solved!
←Rate | 09-05-2012 06:34 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Origins of World Economic crisis: Too many people buying sh*t they don't want, with money they don't have, to impress people they don't like...
←Rate | 07-30-2012 21:11 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  



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