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   messageicon If you want to change the world, do it while you're single... Once you're married, you can't even change a f**king TV channel...
←Rate | 02-18-2016 04:53 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you put ISIS and your mother-in-law together all you going to see is pure f**king evil...
←Rate | 12-18-2015 05:28 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon When poverty comes in at the door, love flies out of the window.
←Rate | 10-30-2015 06:47 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon If two Chocolate bars are stuck together it counts as one - so shut up please!
←Rate | 01-18-2015 06:32 by XXX-FUXY Comments (1)  


   messageicon Koran has been remixed more times than Madonna.
←Rate | 01-16-2015 20:05 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do gay people celebrate February 14th as the Vaseline Day???
←Rate | 01-14-2015 06:56 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Arab neighbor shaking a carpet from a 6th floor balcony... I called him out: "What’s up Ahmed, won't it start?" ‪#‎JeSuisCharlie‬
←Rate | 01-13-2015 05:31 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you invite a girl over to "watch a movie, have some drinks, talk" and actually watch a movie, chat and drink, then you're a failure as a man…
←Rate | 01-13-2015 05:26 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today, for the first time in history - France did not surrender!! They actually fought!
←Rate | 01-09-2015 17:00 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm beginning to understand why Ukraine vacation packages are being steeply discounted...
←Rate | 08-11-2014 15:57 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon The worst sanction on Vladimer Putin from USA: if we send Justin Bieber to Russia!
←Rate | 07-11-2014 10:22 by XXX-FUXY Comments (1)  


   messageicon Tomorrow France plays Germany... Their defense will try to last 90 minutes and beat their World War 2 record...
←Rate | 07-02-2014 19:04 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm pro-choice on every social issue...Simply because it is none of my business how others choose to live their lives. We're only responsible on decisions we make.
←Rate | 01-08-2014 19:15 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon It was so cold this morning, I actually saw a Democrat with his hands in his OWN pockets...
←Rate | 01-06-2014 20:23 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don’t trust people who smile at 8AM on Mondays…
←Rate | 10-25-2013 16:20 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Weight loss tip: Do not eat to make yourself happy. Have sex instead!
←Rate | 08-18-2013 11:46 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Hi, Welcome to Abercrombie. Our sizes are; Small, X Small, Anorexic, Bulimic, and Malnourished."
←Rate | 06-18-2013 05:50 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hello Verizon... This is President Obama... I am interested in your share everything plan...
←Rate | 06-06-2013 20:24 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon LADIES: If your father is a poor man, it is your fate... But if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity!
←Rate | 02-04-2013 06:39 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Feeling sad and depressed? Are you anxious? Worried about the future? Feeling isolated and alone? You might be suffering from CAPITALISM! ***Symptoms: poverty, fear, cultural decay, loss of identity, loss of free speech, violent and revolutionary thoughts
←Rate | 01-31-2013 12:04 by XXX-FUXY Comments (2)  


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