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I've probably spent a solid year of my life just staring into the refrigerator!
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02-11-2019 07:45 by
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For a ski team, these guys in the 7-11 sure have a lot of guns!
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02-05-2019 19:16 by
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Because of Shania Twain I haven't been impressed much since 1997.
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02-02-2019 06:39 by
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The downside of fame! I can't walk out of a nice restaurant without immediately being harassed and hounded by a waiter waving a bill?
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02-02-2019 06:34 by
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It seems only yesterday, my dear old mum telling me to wash my food before eating it! A lovely woman, but terrible sandwiches!
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02-02-2019 02:22 by
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Technology has improved men's sex lives over the last 20 years! The pages of Porn-tube don't get stuck together!
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01-31-2019 14:43 by
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If whales are so smart, why do they swim so close to Japan?
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01-25-2019 04:04 by
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I noticed that the killer crocodile had an 80s dude on his shirt pocket!
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01-17-2019 10:04 by
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Show me a man who calls himself a vegan and I'll show you a man who's trying to sleep with a vegan!
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01-07-2019 14:04 by
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Pictures of missing rich kids should go on the back of skimmed-milk!
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12-23-2018 11:48 by
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Spent the last twenty minutes trying to get my sideburns even and now I'm sporting a Mohawk!
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12-21-2018 15:41 by
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"So this is Christmas, and what have you done?" The start of a John Lennon song, or the wife about to start an argument?
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12-14-2018 13:31 by
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I went to my girlfriend’s funeral today..and met her parents for the first time! What a pair of miserable folks!
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12-06-2018 04:52 by
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In 1984 a light aircraft killed a jogger while making an emergency landing on a South Carolina beach.. which is why I don't jog!!
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12-05-2018 14:11 by
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If I were any more hungry right now, Madonna would adopt me!
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12-05-2018 08:53 by
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I would pay so much money to watch the Harlem Globetrotters change a baby!
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12-02-2018 10:15 by
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Not so great minds also think alike!
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11-29-2018 07:42 by
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"Who let the dogs out?" - [Pavlov getting annoyed]
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11-26-2018 13:23 by
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British PhD student Matthew Hedges has been pardoned in the United Arab Emirates! All he has to do is visit the Embassy to pick up his papers!
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11-26-2018 12:55 by
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I remember going to see Dr Hook in the 80s. Worst prostate exam ever!! 😲
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11-25-2018 06:32 by
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