Samir Momin Funny Status Messages

   What did the hurricane say 2 the coconut tree? Hold onto your nuts,this is no ordinary blow job...

   Skinny jeans aren't for everybody...

   Its fun to see blue water turn green after I pee in it...see kids, science is fun...

   Why does it take longer to build a blond snowman???? Because you have to hollow the head out.....

   When you're a fast texter, two minutes is a long time to wait for a reply....

   Its funny how sitting "boy girl boy girl" use to be a punishment...

   Yes Officer...I did see the Speed Limit sign...I just didn't see YOU...

   You've been dating for 2 days - you don't love each other.... Shutup!

   loves how my gf calls me on her breaks. Which involves hearing courtesy flushes. Learn to break somewhere else.Thanks.

   Anyone noticed that "studying" is like "student" and "dying" put together?

   if you tickle my feet I am not responsible for what happens to your face....

   Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

   dont you hate it when your busy everyone texts you but when your not, no one does....its like they know...

   "mmhmm" is equal to "yea yea I still dnt believe ur ass" .......

   I just heard that the Facebook network is currently down, but this does not affect you as nothing would go down on you...

   sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea and somethin called relationships....

   i'd be scared if a 400lb glass of koolaid came bursting into my house......

   more excited than a baby in a titty bar....!

   Parents call it "Back Talk" we call it "explaining why their wrong"....

   Clay Aiken & Ruben Studdard going on tour together.....unfortunately that isn't a April Fool's joke!!!