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   messageicon you know....I like my men like my Rum: Gone in the morning....
←Rate | 03-15-2012 15:11 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just saw an ad on my homepage that read, "Like Writing About Beards? Search For Careers Now!" - because if there's one thing we're really lacking right now, it's freelance beard writers.
←Rate | 03-15-2012 15:10 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hand Sanitizer: Helping us discover paper cuts we never knew we had
←Rate | 03-15-2012 15:08 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want you to know something but I dont want to tell you so I'll let the first three words of this sentence
←Rate | 03-15-2012 15:05 by Missy Comments (1)  


   messageicon if I want to commit suicide , all I would do is jump from your 'EGO' to your ' IQ Level'.
←Rate | 03-15-2012 15:05 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Raisin Cookies that look like Chocolate Chip Cookies is the reason why I have trust issues
←Rate | 03-15-2012 15:04 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing says you mean business more than putting on a bib before you eat a girl out
←Rate | 03-15-2012 15:03 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Condoms are cheaper than diapers, remember that:)
←Rate | 03-15-2012 15:01 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon My magic watch say's you don't have any underwear on... Oh, you do?... It must be 15 minutes fast.
←Rate | 03-15-2012 11:29 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Laxatives are the best cough suppressant.
←Rate | 02-28-2012 10:44 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If my ship ever did come in, with my luck, I am pretty sure it would be named the Titanic!
←Rate | 01-31-2012 15:02 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some day's should come with a warning label: Today's gonna suck, so bring alcohol.
←Rate | 01-31-2012 14:59 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Mr Sandman ~ I think you lost my Address!
←Rate | 01-31-2012 14:58 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Feisty & Non compliant, can I get a behavior plan over here?
←Rate | 01-31-2012 14:53 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I never said I knew what what I was doing, I said I was going to do it anyways!
←Rate | 01-30-2012 16:33 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I Like my Job on my day's off, I LOVE my job on paydays!
←Rate | 01-30-2012 16:31 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I said something to offend you .. tell me... I may want to use it again:)
←Rate | 01-30-2012 16:29 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Im sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid ... I really thought you already knew!
←Rate | 01-30-2012 16:27 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon uuuggg one of these days I would like to wake up independantly wealthy so I can go back to bed!
←Rate | 01-30-2012 14:24 by Missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Said to herself "Self", and I knew it was me cause I recongized my own voice & was wearing my underwear "you should really make me another rum & coke"!
←Rate | 01-30-2012 14:21 by Missy Comments (0)  




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