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   messageicon I was at the store, and there was an old lady looking at turkeys. She asked,"Do you think these turkeys will get any bigger closer to the holiday?" I said, "No." She asked, "Why?" I go, "Because they're dead."
←Rate | 11-13-2011 11:08 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon Camping? Yeah right. My idea of roughing it, is a night at Motel 6 with Basic Cable.
←Rate | 11-12-2011 08:24 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon The reason I don't play Scrabble online, is that I can't throw the tiles at the person who beats me.
←Rate | 11-11-2011 07:39 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon Frustration 2011: A pic of several women. They're all tagged EXCEPT the only hot one.
←Rate | 11-09-2011 06:58 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon I donated my body to science....fiction.
←Rate | 11-06-2011 08:19 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon Me: If I had known you were a virgin, I would have taken more time. She: If I had known you had more time, I would have taken off my pantyhose.
←Rate | 11-05-2011 13:35 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever notice that those who have nothing on the inside, are the one's that are the most preoccupied with what is on the outside?
←Rate | 11-02-2011 08:04 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when you friend request a hot chick, then they add you and you're going thru their pics only to find out they look like Rosie O'Donnell at 75 years old coming off a thirty day drinking binge.
←Rate | 11-01-2011 11:56 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was a kid, I didn't think humans could move their feet like Fred Flintstone. That is until that time the Ice Cream truck passed my house without stopping.
←Rate | 10-30-2011 07:33 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had my mom get me some condoms once. I told her I used them to keep my cigarettes dry at the beach. She went to the pharmacist and asked for some. Wise guy asked, "What size?" She said, You know, for a camel!"
←Rate | 10-28-2011 13:14 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon Diet Journal, Day 4: Going well. Lost 4 lbs already and the neighbor's daschunds are looking less like chocolate eclairs.
←Rate | 10-27-2011 23:02 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon My lifetime ratio of bananas purchased to bananas eaten is running about 5 to 1.
←Rate | 10-25-2011 09:16 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wow, it's beautiful outside. I should probably do something. Like close the blinds so there isn't a glare on my screen.
←Rate | 10-23-2011 07:18 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hit the 5,000 friends mark today. Which isn't bad, until you realize that I've been on facebook since 1872.
←Rate | 10-22-2011 19:23 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon I met a cougar online. She said she still turns heads at her age. She was right. When we hooked up, my head did a 360 and I started vomiting green pea soup.
←Rate | 10-22-2011 09:41 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pretty much all of the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or married to someone else.
←Rate | 10-22-2011 07:09 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon If ‘ifs' and ‘buts' were candy and nuts, we'd all have a merry Christmas.
←Rate | 10-22-2011 06:30 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon There should be three options for facebook posts. "Like", "Dislike", and "Yep, I'm In The 95 Percentile That Doesn't Get It".
←Rate | 10-20-2011 07:56 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people have the emotional depth of rainfall collected in a thimble at the Sahara Desert.
←Rate | 10-19-2011 17:25 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon :V (Guy who talks out of one side of his mouth).
←Rate | 10-19-2011 05:28 by Mick F Comments (0)  




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