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   messageicon Memorial Day is the day where we spend time with our loved ones, who are sometimes a pain to live with, to remember our loved ones who are painful to live without.
←Rate | 05-26-2014 07:43 by Jiffy Pop Comments (0)  


   messageicon ♪♫ I'm just a little silhouetto of a man... Got a song? Got a song stuck in your head right now? ♪♫
←Rate | 05-23-2014 00:22 by Jiffy Pop Comments (0)  


   messageicon I kept this status nice and short so it would be just like me. My "Eye Roll Sense" is tingling.
←Rate | 05-23-2014 00:18 by Jiffy Pop Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jimmy cracked corn and no one cared about it so much that they've been singing about it ever since.
←Rate | 05-23-2014 00:14 by Jiffy Pop Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady have put their LA Mega-Mansion up for sale. Sadly, in today's economy even the Brady-Bundchen can't keep their home.
←Rate | 03-20-2014 07:37 by Jiffy Pop Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well the news reports that a Tibetan Mastiff was purchased in China for 2 Million Dollars. Some one over there is about to eat the most expensive authentic Chinese Meal they've ever had today.
←Rate | 03-20-2014 07:32 by Jiffy Pop Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm amazed at the high cost of meat lately. I went to the grocery store to buy a beef roast but sadly discovered that they don't have lay away.
←Rate | 03-11-2014 02:06 by Jiffy Pop Comments (0)  


   messageicon I felt sad for this poor guy dressed as The Statue of Liberty in front of Liberty Tax Service...At least he doesn't have it as bad as the Lil' Caesars Pizza Girl. She has to stand there on the roadside holding a sign that says "HOT AND READY 5 DOLLARS!"
←Rate | 03-09-2014 07:21 by Jiffy Pop Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think it's cute how they call those little wimpy squeeze balls "Stress Balls". Because everyone knows if it were truly a "Stress Ball" it would made of solid concrete or cast metal. (So you could throw it at whatever stresses you out)
←Rate | 03-09-2014 07:14 by Jiffy Pop Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've started this new bacon free diet today. So if the bacon is free, I'll eat it
←Rate | 02-24-2014 20:10 by Jiffy Pop Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm "talking in your voicemail as if you could hear it like an answering machine" years old.
←Rate | 02-24-2014 20:07 by Jiffy Pop Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love it how doctors show you pictures of smoker's ugly lungs and non smokers healthy lungs when technically both sets of lungs came from DEAD PEOPLE.
←Rate | 02-24-2014 06:22 by Jiffy Pop Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you know that if you listen to Billy Ray Cyrus's "Achy Breaky 2" backwards, it's still sh* t ?
←Rate | 02-24-2014 05:52 by Jiffy Pop Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some days I feel about as useful as the pants in Donald Duck's closet.
←Rate | 02-24-2014 05:46 by Jiffy Pop Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sadly no matter how hard you try, you can't mail a fart. Too bad though, because this would actually make paying Bills a lot more fun.
←Rate | 02-19-2014 18:44 by Jiffy Pop Comments (0)  


   messageicon A part of me wants to go on a diet and eat healthy. Sadly that part of me is a liar.
←Rate | 02-18-2014 21:20 by Jiffy Pop Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tu pac's of Eminems used to cost 50 cents. Kanye believe it? Isn't that Ludacris? Wil-I-am glad they aren't as cheap now, or I'd be an even bigger Puff Daddy than I already am.
←Rate | 02-17-2014 02:43 by Jiffy Pop Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think married people should spend a lot of time experimenting sexually. Unless the name of the experiment is "Let's see how long I can make him go without sex".
←Rate | 01-22-2014 08:13 by Jiffy Pop Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think being the winner of the Great American SPAM Recipe Contest is a perfect example of how someone can be a winner and a loser at the same time.
←Rate | 01-22-2014 08:05 by Jiffy Pop Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I'd takes Joan Rivers opinions on how people look more seriously if she didn't look like something that sits on a ventriloquist's lap.
←Rate | 01-22-2014 08:02 by Jiffy Pop Comments (0)  




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