Deithy Funny Status Messages

   has just got back from the future...........You wouldn't believe how many blades they have on razors!

   wanted a motorcycle when he left school, but his mother said no. She had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18..... So she said I could just have his.

   thinks you should always follow your dreams.........well, except maybe not the one when I'm wondering around naked at work.