@daddybullfrog1 Funny Status Messages

   It's illegal to text and drive, but it's not against the law to work on ur laptop whilest driving. Thanks policeman for making that clear.

   Me and a friend have been texting "LOL" back and forth for the last 10 min. Neither 1 of us have anything else to say but don't want to be the rude one not to text back!

   Angelina Jolie is the prettiest ugly chick I've ever seen!

   It's not so much that "I don't like" my neighbors as "I hate 'em"

   Even God hates BP! Lightning struck the tanker today and started a fire!

   Watching "bang for your buck" on hgtv not what I thought it was!

   The two Garden of Eden rules: 1 Dont eat of the fruit of the tree of good and evil, 2 don't put that thing in her mouth!

   I can't believe I paid $6 for diahrea thanks Taco Bell!

   With "Lost" and "American Idol" finished what am I supposed to do with my life, I guess I'll go enjoy that hot orange thing in the sky!

   Watched Justin Beiber preform tonight on Amercan Idol and realized there is one thing worse than eternal hell....being Justin Beiber's background singer!

   I've bin so stressed lately I can't wait to get home and "bust a nut" and by "bust a nut" I mean I hope the wife bought pistachios!

   I don't know what to say, so I'll just say what's in my heart... Baboom, Baboom, Baboom.

   Last night I said to the wife let's get rated R. So I pulled down my pants and she cussed and punched me in the face.

   So I got out of having to hang with the inlaws by going to work. Good trade I say!

   I love you in a "leave me alone" kinda way!

   Lawrence Taylor quote: "I'm not a rapist but I did stay at a holiday inn express last night"

   Does any1 else find it wierd that in the movie "twilight new moon" there are 4 boys running around in the woods shirtless together?!

   Was watching Bon Jovi unplugged was how I was gonna start this update til I realized I was admitting to watching Bon Jovi Unplugged!

   Why does watching Twilight New Moon make me want to watch Teen Wolf!

   Cinco de mayo is the celebration of Mexico kicking the repo mans(France) a$$ who they owed money to and winning! It's true look it up!