nfl OR football OR superbowl Funny Status Messages

   The Washington Redskins: Where pro football players go to let there career die.

   watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide

   It's weird... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then?

   Waiting 4 the day when 1 of the tri-nations lands(new zealand,australia and south africa)figures out how 2 play american football.then we'll own that sh!t 2.just as we did with england and their rugby lmao.

   Tap, tap, tap,..is this thing on?. If it is all the same to you guys, can we skip right past Baseball season and move right on up to Football? Just a thought...

   my drinking team has a football problem

   Lakers...Celtics....Lakers......Celtics...............um....Lakers.....Celtics............WHEN DA HELL DOES FOOTBALL season start!!!

   You know who's going to take the title between the Celtics & Lakers......Football season that's who.

   looking for a sports channel that shows the football world cup.,, all is see is soccer match!?

   Now I know exactly why Australians have their own version of " Australian rules football" !!!

   If the NBA really wanted me to watch, they'd be play Football instead!!

   Football is a game in which a handful of men run around for one and a half hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise.

   - Almost 3 hours of football played and Rob Green is still our top scorer.

   gathering rocks to throw at the English Football Team!!!

   he'll shoot, he'll score, he'll eat your labrador, Football fans jeerig!! ofcourse they were Korea Fans!!

   Fact of the day... no such thing as an American site unless the website is about America. Football is what's going on in the World Cup... England will wake up and beat Slovenia: Fact!

   hates it when he goes to a Vuvuzela concert and people start playing football...

   ust heard that half the French football team wants to throw up their hands in defeat and give up on World Cup while the other half of the team wants to join the Germans.

   Why they play football while there is a Vuvuzela concert?This is Rude

   You see in America, Soccer is usually a game for kids who are too small or too untalented to play baseball or football. I mean, hell, even HogWild played Little League baseball so that should tell something about the talent pool of kids left over to play