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   messageicon Note to self: Do NOT fly Malaysian Airlines.
←Rate | 07-17-2014 22:16 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wasn't Al Bundy's toilet also named Ferguson?
←Rate | 08-17-2014 18:07 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sending troops to Liberia to fight Ebola? Are they going to shoot at it?
←Rate | 10-16-2014 18:57 by cpaman Comments (1)  


   messageicon Oh My God Becky
←Rate | 10-27-2014 12:34 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nice try Sonic but I'm sure that the dude in the commercial isn't really trying to impress the ladies
←Rate | 11-19-2014 12:24 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wouldn't the halftime show have been better if the sharks had frickin' laser beams attached to their heads?
←Rate | 02-05-2015 07:36 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cheer up LeBron. You did win the MVP after all. Most Visible Privates
←Rate | 06-20-2015 22:36 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Of course Snoop volunteered to play outfield for today's Celebrity Softball Game in Cincinnati. That's where the grass is!
←Rate | 07-12-2015 22:17 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wish that the media was more interested in Hillary's emails than Tom Brady's deflated balls
←Rate | 07-29-2015 19:07 by cpaman Comments (1)  


   messageicon Relax Jared. You will still be able to get all of the footlongs that you want in prison
←Rate | 08-19-2015 12:13 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's nice to see that SNL let Miss Piggy host SNL tonight
←Rate | 10-11-2015 00:04 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jerod has been sentenced to 15 years of all the footlongs that we wants
←Rate | 11-19-2015 21:36 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guns don't kill people. Husbands that come home early do
←Rate | 12-10-2015 08:11 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon After seeing Stephanie, I see why it's called "Fuller House"!
←Rate | 02-28-2016 10:24 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sheldon Cooper has scored more than Ohio State did last night
←Rate | 01-01-2017 10:26 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guess orange is officially the new black
←Rate | 01-20-2017 10:02 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon For those of you that think that Jimmy Kimmel is a champion of women’s rights feel free to watch some “Man Show” reruns
←Rate | 10-17-2017 18:17 by cpaman Comments (3)  


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