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   messageicon apparently on NBC, first word of bin Laden's death pre-empted the final few minutes of Sunday's East Coast airing of the Trump-hosted reality show, Celebrity Apprentice. "This begs the question: How do we kill bin Laden again NEXT Sunday?"
←Rate | 05-03-2011 19:52 Comments (0)  

   messageicon noticed that on the same night Obama was ordering the Navy to kill bin laden, his potential opponent in 2012, Donald Trump, was busy firing Playmate of the Month Hope Dworaczyk........
←Rate | 05-03-2011 19:53 Comments (0)  

   messageicon An american may be taking over the Al Qaeda spot...Look Trump, I know you're angry Obama interrupted Celebrity Apprentice, but you're taking it too far.
←Rate | 05-04-2011 20:03 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Extreme Makeover is spinning off a new series starring Donald Trump... it's called Extreme Combover
←Rate | 05-31-2011 23:39 by levon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Halloween costume idea #27 Ronald McDonald outfit, suit jacket, and Red Wig comb over…Ronald McDonald Trump!
←Rate | 10-13-2011 14:10 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump and the Kardashians represent the worst in American culture, greed and self centeredness. May they just go away.
←Rate | 11-23-2011 06:28 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump, first hampster to human hair transplant recipient.
←Rate | 11-23-2011 06:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Newt Gingrich and Donald Trump are going to sit down for a face to face. Hope they got a big room. That's a lot of face.
←Rate | 12-02-2011 08:53 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  

   messageicon If Trump's hair sees its shadow NBC gets 6 more seasons of celebrities pretending to respect him.
←Rate | 02-02-2012 16:12 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump hugs Mitt Romney and tells him "You had me at "I don't care about poor people'."
←Rate | 02-03-2012 17:21 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump endorsing someone for President is like Dr. Phil endorsing someone for Surgeon General.
←Rate | 02-07-2012 18:00 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trying to arrange an eating contest between Rosie, Oprah and Trump....wagering available in Vegas. Place your bets early
←Rate | 03-22-2012 09:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Earlier today Donald Trump crashed his yacht into my yacht... We laughed & laughed,,,, & then we smoked some money
←Rate | 04-06-2012 21:02 by snotty Comments (0)  

   messageicon If Donald Trump combs his hair back live on TV facing the camera, I'll send a check for $5 to any "Hair Club For Men" chapter of his choice....
←Rate | 10-24-2012 12:31 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon I say we start with UNDENIABLE proof that Donald Trump is not a reptilian overlord.
←Rate | 10-24-2012 13:57 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Mother Of All storms (Frankenstorm) is heading toward New York City... Trump better get out the hairspray.
←Rate | 10-28-2012 16:01 by BreannaSmith Comments (1)  

   messageicon I hope that Donald Trump's toupee is spared from the wrath of Hurricane Sandy... Be safe, little ferret
←Rate | 10-30-2012 11:52 by snotty Comments (0)  

   messageicon Let's leave Trump in the rear view mirror and get to work putting our country back in order.
←Rate | 11-07-2012 08:19 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Um, no, Donald Trump, the world is laughing at YOU (and your raccoon-top).
←Rate | 11-07-2012 08:42 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wish I loved anything as much as Donald Trump loves to be relevant.
←Rate | 11-12-2012 12:28 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

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