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   messageicon hates shoving snow...is there an app for that?
←Rate | 01-07-2010 15:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Winter always reminds to think ahead for the springtime...meaning...gotta find somewhere to hide the bodies when the snow thaws.......
←Rate | 01-11-2010 09:56 by ds Comments (0)  


   messageicon For Sale: Lots of snow, you Haul!!!
←Rate | 01-17-2010 19:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well....looks like we got a "typical man" snow forecast....... they exaggerated about the inches and overestimated long it was going to last.
←Rate | 01-29-2010 16:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Snow on da ground.... Snow on da ground... drivin' like a fool when there's snow on da ground....look at ya now... car spinning 'round.... drivin' like a fool when there's snow on da ground...
←Rate | 01-29-2010 23:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon reminding everyone to Not eat the yellow snow
←Rate | 01-30-2010 09:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guys are like a snow storm, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.
←Rate | 02-02-2010 16:33 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon the groundhog, Punxsutawney Phil, did NOT see his shadow, meaning six more weeks of winter. In related news, George W. Bush was spotted blotting out the sun over North America this morning.....I'm sure he'll catch the blame, regardless.
←Rate | 02-02-2010 20:05 by JG Comments (0)  


   messageicon saw his shadow today! Not really sure what this could mean as far as the duration of winter goes...but very excited about the possibilities. :)
←Rate | 02-03-2010 20:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders why we worry about 12 inches of snow when we are all at least 5 feet tall or so..we'll be ok
←Rate | 02-09-2010 21:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Snow on da ground.... Snow on da ground... drivin' like a fool when there's snow on da ground....look at ya now... car spinning 'round.... drivin' like a fool when there's snow on da ground...
←Rate | 02-10-2010 10:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Mr. City Plow Guy, I'd like to actually go to work in the morning so for a change can you maybe not make another Giant Ice mound at the end of my Driveway? For an added bonus could you use some salt on my road instead of just flatting out the snow.
←Rate | 02-10-2010 23:58 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon how come everytime someone on TV says there's gonna be snow, people go nuts and rush to the supermarket and buy food as if the snow is gonna keep people from stuffing themselves in their homes. Does snow make people more hungry or something??
←Rate | 02-12-2010 14:57 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks the Winter Olympics would be a lot more interesting if they gave the spectators shotguns and told them to shoot at the skiers! There'd be more speed records that's for darn sure.
←Rate | 02-12-2010 23:27 by Mike M Comments (0)  


   messageicon just heard that there is snow on the ground somewhere in every state in the union except Hawaii. Global warming, you know. . .
←Rate | 02-14-2010 00:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon in front of his home with every electric fan he owns blowing upward, in a defiant act against Mother Nature.....Enough with the snow lady, just go watch "The Waltons" reruns until Spring......
←Rate | 02-15-2010 20:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cats are smarter than dogs, you'll never see 8 cats pulling some dumb a$$ through the snow!!
←Rate | 02-16-2010 20:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If curling is a sport in the Winter Olympics, how come shuffleboard is not a sport in the Summer Olympics?
←Rate | 02-16-2010 23:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ..is in negotations with Vancouver. They're desperate for snow and she's sick of it.
←Rate | 02-19-2010 03:09 by Lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon A snowman is the perfect man. He's very well rounded and comes with his own broom. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.......somewhere else please.
←Rate | 02-20-2010 09:10 by Mr Craig Comments (0)  



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