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   messageicon Easter reminds me of how boring my death will probably be.
←Rate | 03-31-2013 11:50 by jrbirk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Earth Day. I'm doing my part by vacuuming all of the dirt out of my car and putting it back on the ground where it belongs.
←Rate | 04-22-2013 11:47 by jrbirk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obama was just on the air and clearly read from his teleprompter that he will now put his full concentration into the issue of JOBS! (for the 19th time).
←Rate | 07-24-2013 14:16 by jrbirk Comments (0)  


   messageicon If this country really cared about itself everyone would quit looking for work so we could get the unemployment rate down to 0%!
←Rate | 08-02-2013 19:17 by jrbirk Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have heard of videos going viral, but now it hurts when I pee..
←Rate | 08-26-2013 11:07 by jrbirk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Starbucks is now offering something called the duffin. If you havent heard, it's a combination of a donut and a muffin. Who says America has lost its exceptionalism?
←Rate | 10-10-2013 13:07 by jrbirk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Last week the people who wanted to delay Obamacare were called legislative arsonists and terrorists who were holding the country hostage. This week they’re called Democrats
←Rate | 10-24-2013 19:57 by jrbirk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mr President, if you like your apology, you can keep your apology.
←Rate | 11-08-2013 18:13 by jrbirk Comments (0)  


   messageicon President Obama - The worlds most powerful insurance salesman.. How embarrassing.
←Rate | 03-20-2014 12:23 by jrbirk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh, come on.. Who among us hasn't checked African American on an application?
←Rate | 06-16-2015 21:33 by jrbirk Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm ready to get lost on vacation somewhere Sean Penn wont even be able to find me.
←Rate | 01-11-2016 13:00 by jrbirk Comments (0)  



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