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   messageicon I'm always hearing stories of people posting "Inappropriate" pics on Facebook....Why are none of YOU showing me nude pics my friends????
←Rate | 09-24-2010 21:35 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon From now on I'm boycotting Shampoo....I demand REALPoo!!!!
←Rate | 09-24-2010 21:46 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
←Rate | 09-24-2010 21:48 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
←Rate | 09-24-2010 21:52 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
←Rate | 09-24-2010 21:55 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
←Rate | 09-24-2010 21:58 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently there's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
←Rate | 09-24-2010 21:59 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was suppose to let you all know the Procrastinators Club will meet last Thursday......
←Rate | 10-20-2010 22:04 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today I told my car it's okay for it to tell me if it's a transformer. It didn't answer. I figure it's just waiting for the right moment.
←Rate | 12-16-2010 13:36 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Am I the only one that flips back and forth like a little kid when I discover 2 radio stations playing the same song?
←Rate | 12-18-2010 22:25 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black History Month reminded me that Peanut Butter was invented by a black guy...I Assume "Chunky" was in reference to his White Girlfriend...
←Rate | 02-05-2011 12:07 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I always thought visiting Egypt would be fun. Now I hear it's a RIOT!!
←Rate | 02-05-2011 12:08 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon With the fuel prices as high as they are, I'm going to be BAD this year and hope Santa brings me COAL!!!
←Rate | 03-03-2011 22:04 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.....With a Hot Blonde and Winning Lottery Ticket!!.....DAMN!!! Didn't work again.....
←Rate | 04-14-2011 14:02 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon To the person that first took a Peanut, covered it with Chocolate and a Candy Coat and Stamped a "M" on it....THANK YOU!!!
←Rate | 04-20-2011 16:38 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the NBA wants to increase viewers, they should start playing FOOTBALL!!!
←Rate | 05-18-2011 21:30 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bought the new Kurt Cobain Bobble Head doll....but now the d@mn head keeps popping off it.....
←Rate | 06-03-2011 09:12 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know the person on the other end of the phone is comfortable with you when you can hear the toilet flushing.....
←Rate | 06-10-2011 13:04 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today I told my car it's okay for it to tell me if it's a transformer. It didn't answer. I assume it's just waiting for the right moment.
←Rate | 06-10-2011 22:59 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wish Adam would have spent more than just a rib.....
←Rate | 06-10-2011 23:02 by greg2missy Comments (0)  




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