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   messageicon When gas stations start charging for air--that's inflation
←Rate | 01-13-2012 13:50 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon "As an alternative to dieting, I'm going to simply refer to myself as "value-sized"."
←Rate | 01-14-2012 12:15 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I love to cook with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food."
←Rate | 01-14-2012 12:18 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Dear life, When I said "can my day get any worse?" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge."
←Rate | 01-14-2012 12:24 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate waiting in lines. I wish this lady would hurry up and pick a suspect already."
←Rate | 01-16-2012 15:08 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon FREEBIRD! (When you purchase a bird of equal or lesser value.)
←Rate | 01-20-2012 01:51 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon "My alarm clock probably thinks I have anger-management issues."
←Rate | 01-21-2012 09:48 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon marry the 1st girl who unhooks it for you! She hates to see you struggle
←Rate | 01-21-2012 10:28 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon has no problem GETTING it together, I just can't KEEP it together
←Rate | 01-24-2012 02:01 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm single by choice. Not MY choice, but it's still a choice.
←Rate | 08-19-2012 04:05 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon any body else going to grab a six pack order a pizza and watch the GOP convention?
←Rate | 08-28-2012 15:47 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon for fun put some pop rocks in the cats litter pan
←Rate | 09-09-2012 00:52 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's hard to write a good drinking song. I can never make it past the first few bars.
←Rate | 09-11-2012 21:50 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Money can't buy happiness, but somehow it's a lot better to cry in a Mercedes than it is to cry on a bike...
←Rate | 09-12-2012 13:20 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm no grammar Nazi, but I hate when a girl's period comes late
←Rate | 09-16-2012 14:51 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon have you ever logged on to do a 5 min project on-line and 3 hours later you are kinda suicidal ?
←Rate | 09-23-2012 23:48 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon that was good I walked into walmart and walkout pissed off and a headache in under 2 mins. is it wrong to want to flip off the golden girl at the front door when she says have a nice day
←Rate | 10-22-2012 16:07 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon looking for a female that will go down on me as much as dish network does!
←Rate | 11-05-2012 18:04 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Colorado Legalizes Marijuana and peyton manning buys 20 papa johns stores in Colorado! some people just get it!
←Rate | 11-09-2012 07:42 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bed good outside bad!
←Rate | 11-26-2012 08:12 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  




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