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   messageicon Home Alone = Porn at MAX Volume
←Rate | 12-11-2011 12:15 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Makin Love Faces...(⊙_⊙) (⊙_-) (>__=) (=_-) (^_^) (O_^) [⊙_+] (x_X) (-_-) (°_⊙)(-_0) (^_⊙) (+_=)
←Rate | 12-12-2011 11:21 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon 2011- :( 1800- The muscles of my mouth are set downwards in an unamused manner.
←Rate | 12-12-2011 20:03 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only time its acceptable for a girl to spit is if its into another girls mouth.
←Rate | 12-13-2011 19:14 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish my farts would make people disintegrate like in "The Darkest Hour" movie trailer.
←Rate | 12-13-2011 19:18 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Next time I see a dead deer on the side of da road I'm going to leave & come back dressed as Santa Clause with a sign says, "Help, need ride"
←Rate | 12-13-2011 19:20 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you're in the car alone everyone outside is a serial killer.
←Rate | 12-13-2011 22:59 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon That moment of depression when you find out that you ran out of milk for your cereal.
←Rate | 12-13-2011 23:15 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon That one creaky floorboard that blows your cover.
←Rate | 12-14-2011 11:39 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The closest I've gotten to murder is holding cookies under the milk until the bubbles stopped.
←Rate | 12-14-2011 13:52 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Birthdays then- 'Wow! Look at all these presents!' ... Birthdays now- 'Wow! Look at all these notifications!'
←Rate | 12-15-2011 13:14 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shutting the door to force your pet into spending time with you.
←Rate | 12-15-2011 16:30 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best way to get high for free is to tell potheads you've never smoked before.
←Rate | 12-15-2011 19:15 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Me: "Can we have Up Dog for dinner?" Mom: "What is up dog?" Me: "nothin just chilling
←Rate | 12-15-2011 19:31 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you invite a girl over to "watch a movie" and actually watch a movie, you're a failure as a man.
←Rate | 12-15-2011 19:38 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fellas: If you're playing with your X-Box all day, she'll break up with you and some dude will be playing with your ex's box all night.
←Rate | 12-15-2011 23:03 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've just bought a 3D Kindle. Or a book as I like to call it.
←Rate | 12-15-2011 23:11 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're not in the club(-.(-.(-_-).-).-) well f**k you guys t(-_-t)
←Rate | 12-16-2011 11:02 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon White parents say, "Good morning, time for school" ...Black parents say, Getcha azz up, don't miss that bus
←Rate | 12-16-2011 19:06 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lil Wayne = 5% Black 95% Tattoos.
←Rate | 12-16-2011 22:28 by fadolo Comments (0)  




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