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   messageicon Stop undressing me with your eyes...use your teeth
←Rate | 10-30-2012 05:08 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon it's ok if you disagree with me, I can't force you to be right.
←Rate | 10-30-2012 05:43 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I could eat a bowl of Alphabet soup and poop out a better arguement!
←Rate | 10-30-2012 06:34 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love spending money as much as my government does.
←Rate | 11-03-2012 19:26 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you were dying of thirst in the desert, I wouldn't let you drink my urine.
←Rate | 11-03-2012 19:33 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're exceeding the limits of my medication. Please go away.
←Rate | 11-05-2012 12:54 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't like morning people...or mornings...or people.
←Rate | 11-05-2012 13:19 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon People make me itch!
←Rate | 11-05-2012 13:19 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your dirtier than my browsers history!
←Rate | 11-08-2012 05:08 by equaloppjoker Comments (1)  


   messageicon Just made a dentist appt to have my eyes checked. I can't hear a thing.
←Rate | 11-08-2012 07:12 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I will not sleep until I find a cure for my insomnia.
←Rate | 11-12-2012 03:36 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Childbirth...So easy even a woman can do it!
←Rate | 11-12-2012 04:07 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I shot an Elephant in my pajamas.... How he got in my pajamas i'll never know.
←Rate | 11-12-2012 05:36 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people!
←Rate | 11-12-2012 05:39 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish Taylor Swift would write a song called "Maybe I'm the Problem"
←Rate | 01-18-2013 04:51 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon My boss asked me today which one of us was the stupid one. I told him everyone knows that you dont hire stupid people.
←Rate | 01-18-2013 05:00 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jesus paid for your sins. Make sure he gets his moneys worth!
←Rate | 01-25-2013 03:32 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon It gives me collywobbles to admit this but most of what I post is purely flibbertigibbet. It's not that I think you to be a gobemouche, i'm just a pettifogger and a slangwanger. I'm not a snollygoster, I just love to bloviate. Thanks for understanding!
←Rate | 01-25-2013 03:34 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon "i would do anything for love, but I won't do that...or that, or that, or that, or that, or that"
←Rate | 02-01-2013 02:48 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfriend left a note on the fridge, "It's not working. I cant take it anymore, I'm going to moms" I opened the fridge, the light came on, the beer was cold, WTF is she talking about?
←Rate | 02-01-2013 03:11 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  




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