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   messageicon How can the world end in 2012, if I have a can of corn that expires in 2013?
←Rate | 02-13-2012 22:14 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing all the time.
←Rate | 02-13-2012 22:15 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did I already post my Alzheimer update?
←Rate | 03-05-2012 23:20 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon They say revenge is a dish best served cold. But they also say revenge is sweet. I think they are trying to say revenge is ice cream.
←Rate | 03-05-2012 23:26 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I died and went to Hell, it would take me at least a week to figure out I wasn't at work anymore.
←Rate | 03-05-2012 23:31 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some DJ keeps calling my phone and leaving me mixed messages.
←Rate | 03-05-2012 23:33 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was in a bar the other night, moving from stool to stool trying to get lucky... but there wasn't gum under any of them."
←Rate | 03-05-2012 23:37 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon GOP budget to slash disease research? Now we'll NEVER find a cure for Bieber Fever!
←Rate | 03-05-2012 23:40 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook asks me what I'm thinking. Twitter asks me what I'm doing. 4square asks me where I am. Conclusion: the Internet is my girlfriend.
←Rate | 03-16-2012 03:50 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok honey don't freak out, but someone broke into the house, ate all the ice cream, smashed that picture of your mother, and didn't do the dishes.
←Rate | 03-16-2012 03:52 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Due to inflation, a picture is now only worth 332 words.
←Rate | 03-16-2012 03:54 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It started off badly but by the end I really liked it.
←Rate | 03-16-2012 03:56 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Say no to drugs. Although, if you're talking to drugs, it may be too late.
←Rate | 03-16-2012 03:58 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks Google Maps needs an "Avoid Ghetto" option.
←Rate | 03-16-2012 04:00 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon can you spare just $2? Ranji is a 9 yr old boy living in Namibia. He has 1 leg, 1 arm, and 1 eye. Each day he rides 7 miles to school with a bike w/ bent wheels and no brakes. If you just send $2, we will send you the video it's freaking hilarious.
←Rate | 04-05-2012 00:13 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.
←Rate | 04-27-2012 05:10 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon With fewer toothpaste choices on the market now, maybe those 5 dentists can finally agree.
←Rate | 04-27-2012 05:11 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon You act like I was drinking alone...but I had the entire Verizon network with me
←Rate | 04-27-2012 05:13 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Michael Phelps probaby just threw away any of his medals that weren't gold.
←Rate | 08-03-2012 00:54 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates - Jay Leno
←Rate | 10-10-2012 16:28 by Zinc Comments (0)  




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