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I went to view a house on a Native American reservation!
"I like it" I said "Does it come with running water?"
"Go to Hell Paleface" He replied.."Get your own wife!"
A Prostitute new to the game was told by her pimp “No sex for the first 7 days..just wanks!”
She asked.. “Why only wanks?”..her pimp said.. “Union rules!..you gotta work a week in hand!”
My wife brought home a tub of ice-cream and asked if I wanted some. "How hard is it?" I asked. She cheekily replied, "As hard as you when you're thinking about me naked!". I said "Go on then, pour me a glass."
I read this article earlier..that said.."cows have four stomachs"...and I wondered if anyone had checked this?..because it sounds like the sort of thing a cow would come out with to get more food?