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   messageicon can't help but wonder just how different the world would be if people's pants actually caught on fire when they lied. 0 up, 0 down
←Rate | 12-02-2012 18:30 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon tries to accept the things he can't change and change the things he can't accept.
←Rate | 12-02-2012 20:41 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are going to cheat, make sure she isn't wearing glitter.
←Rate | 12-02-2012 20:44 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon frequently has conversations with women who know how hot they are, but apparently very little else.
←Rate | 12-02-2012 21:09 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stop looking for things and people who you think will make your life perfect, and start looking for the things and people that make your life WORTH IT!
←Rate | 12-03-2012 17:34 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon success is not the key to happiness; happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.
←Rate | 12-04-2012 15:59 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life has no remote. You have to get up and change it yourself.
←Rate | 12-04-2012 16:02 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon When the past calls, let it go to voicemail. It has nothing new to say..
←Rate | 12-04-2012 16:05 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon I once asked an old man: Which is more important to love or to be loved? He replied: which is more important to a bird, the left wing or the right wing?
←Rate | 12-05-2012 18:38 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sex, Food, Sleep, & Poops. General male happiness depends on how good these 4 things are at any given time.
←Rate | 12-07-2012 17:13 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon A picture is like a thousand words so if your profile photo is bad, it's like reading the word ugly a thousand times.
←Rate | 12-07-2012 17:13 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon wishes exercising was just as easy to do as eating is.
←Rate | 12-07-2012 18:07 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon jealous of his parents because he will never have a kid as awesome as theirs.
←Rate | 12-08-2012 15:13 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon likes to pretend he is in a parade when he is stuck in traffic.
←Rate | 12-10-2012 16:07 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon a great way to get over someone: plan ahead. Make a list of their faults so if you breakup you can console yourself with their many weaknesses.
←Rate | 12-13-2012 16:10 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon there is nothing worse than a woman coming up with a nickname for your junk, getting confused and calling it Dad.
←Rate | 12-13-2012 16:15 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders what guys did before baseball was created to tell how far they had gone with a girl.
←Rate | 01-05-2013 12:26 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Two things some people can't live without, God and the internet, are everywhere and all-knowing. But only one of them gives you naked woman anytime you want.
←Rate | 01-06-2013 12:23 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon didn't take sex ed growing up and had to figure things out on his own ...with a can of Crisco and a shot glass. That's the natural way!
←Rate | 01-07-2013 15:02 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being good at spelling is like knowing how to draw a really cool dragon. Unless you are a tattoo artist, no one cares. Skin doesn't auto correct!
←Rate | 01-15-2013 15:00 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  




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