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   messageicon if I mad 9.9 million dollars a year,.. a b*tch wouldn't be my problem either."
←Rate | 05-21-2010 16:09 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon my facebook wall is not the best way for me to respond to you Quicker,.. You'll have better luck getting a hold of me if you were to shout my name inside your own home... well,.. I guess depending on the situation."
←Rate | 05-29-2010 18:55 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon always relates everything he does with sports even when he's not watching or playing sports, well if anyone wants to know the score for today's game it was the Lawnmowers 42, Frogs 0."
←Rate | 06-15-2010 18:29 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you wanna know how Interesting Soccer is to the Average American? Let's See, I'll name the two soccer players I've ever heard of.. David Beckham and.. I think Rod Stewart Played years ago."
←Rate | 06-26-2010 21:01 by Dylan Bosch Comments (1)  


   messageicon I kissed a girl on the playground in the summer of '96. Maybe someday she'll find me and we'll hook up again. Who Knows, Until then I'll keep chasing brunettes with big boobies."
←Rate | 06-29-2010 12:20 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon whenever you don't feel special or the world is draggin you down. just remember this.. there's always beer."
←Rate | 07-01-2010 14:10 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon whenever I see a guy that looks better then me, I immediately get intimadated that he's gonna take all the girls from me, but later I find out there not into girls. so, it all works out."
←Rate | 07-02-2010 18:05 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon remembering how when he was young and only kiss on the lips was a big deal, now a days it's like let's cut the bullsh*t let's have sexy time."
←Rate | 07-03-2010 23:04 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't wait to see who's all going to be single on my facebook after the 4th of July!"
←Rate | 07-04-2010 17:23 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon really getting sick of all these so-called "Twilight" Rip-off shows or shows that had the vampire idea but realised it after the series. How's come when "Avatar" came out. they didn't bring back the Smurfs?"
←Rate | 07-08-2010 17:23 by Dylan Bosch Comments (5)  


   messageicon Lady, there is a differnece between "Love Handles" and "Tail Lights"
←Rate | 07-11-2010 16:55 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎is So,.. Just in case all Hell does freeze over, What's your Number?"
←Rate | 07-11-2010 19:59 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I loved once.. She was my first kiss, it was on the swingset in the park. Maybe someday she'll find me and we'll hook up again. Who Knows, Until then I'll keep chasing brunettes with big boobies."
←Rate | 07-13-2010 15:53 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon it's happened: I have developed real emotions for my iPhone. Actually, it's no surprise, because I was raised by a TV and a microwave."
←Rate | 07-13-2010 21:45 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I get really uncomfortable when people ask questions about sex. Like: "Is that it?"
←Rate | 07-13-2010 21:47 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon So many input boxes. Ever go to search for a girl on facebook and set her name as your status instead? Me either."
←Rate | 07-13-2010 21:54 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trust me.. You DO NOT want to see how a Sausage Fest is Made!"
←Rate | 07-13-2010 21:58 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Google and Me, it's like we finish eachother's sentences."
←Rate | 07-13-2010 22:12 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon one of you people has stolen my brain, and I want it back raight naow bfoor tinghs dtt ny wurs
←Rate | 07-14-2010 11:52 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon the condoms I use are so sensitive, they stick around to talk to the chick for an hour after I leave."
←Rate | 07-14-2010 11:53 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  



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