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   messageicon So....I just heard that one of the trapped Chilean miners has both his wife AND mistress at the rescue site. Awww dude, just stay down there.........
←Rate | 10-12-2010 20:01 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Capsule used to rescue Chilean miners is now a prototype for all new coach seats on all US domestic flights....
←Rate | 10-14-2010 09:49 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love them all.....Fake (+)(+) , Perfect (o)(o), Perky (*)(*), Cold (^)(^) and even Grandma's \o/ \o/ Big ( • )( • ) or small (.) (.) save them all. REPOST for Breast Cancer Awareness.
←Rate | 10-14-2010 16:23 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obama: "We Must Punish Our Enemies" American Teabaggers and GOP candidates are enemies of the Latino people??? This DUDE is the Anti Christ.......
←Rate | 10-28-2010 14:30 by Bill Comments (7)  


   messageicon I hate to admit it but i'm in a really dark place right now... oh wait.... found the light switch... phew! never-mind :
←Rate | 11-04-2010 18:26 by bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe the TSA is just offering prostate screenings as part of Obama's healthcare reform???
←Rate | 11-17-2010 12:11 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you have to fly to go get one of those TSA airport pat-downs? Just asking
←Rate | 11-17-2010 14:52 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking we need to change the term "Big Brother" to "Creepy Uncle."
←Rate | 11-19-2010 07:32 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good morning. Are you having TSA fantasies?
←Rate | 11-19-2010 07:51 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got an email about seasonal jobs as a “package handler”. Had to check to make sure it was for UPS and not the TSA…
←Rate | 11-19-2010 14:09 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wow!! Tension's in Korea is increasing. Rumor has it that France has already offered to surrender........
←Rate | 11-23-2010 14:09 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon This just in WIKILEAKS plans to reveal what you are getting for Xmas......
←Rate | 11-30-2010 13:27 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon World Cup in Qatar? Does that mean 2024 Summer Olympics in Baghdad or Kabul?
←Rate | 12-02-2010 07:29 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was about to beat up a toddler until I saw everyone's cartoon Facebook pics and got an overwhelming urge to stop.
←Rate | 12-04-2010 14:14 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wow!! Scientists have created mice from two males. Sadly, the mice cannot ask, nor tell, about it. ....
←Rate | 12-10-2010 07:40 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon It appears to me that Brett Favre was fined $25k per inch in the Jen Sterger affair.....
←Rate | 12-30-2010 15:37 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon To any and all people visiting Arkansas in the next few days, just ignore all the dead birds and fish! Really, it should be fine....From, Big Brother : )
←Rate | 01-04-2011 06:15 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon What kills me is the say the birds and fish in Arkansas all died simultaneously due to stress...What stress, do they over due bills to pay or something??
←Rate | 01-04-2011 06:16 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are only two possibilities why so many birds died all at once. A government conspiracy testing a new weapon, or the birds flew into the side of a UFO as the UFO was watching all the pretty fireworks that supposedly scared the birds to death.....
←Rate | 01-04-2011 07:46 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Somewhere there's an alien cleaning bird poo off his spaceship right now.
←Rate | 01-04-2011 07:47 by Bill Comments (0)  




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