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   messageicon I bet if Tom Brady wore his UGGS Boots last night he probably would have played a lot better!
←Rate | 02-06-2012 09:51 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have over 200 cds.. This iPod better be ready for this nonsense I call music!
←Rate | 02-07-2012 19:52 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its kinda awkward seeing Chris Brown dance around after seeing him naked...
←Rate | 02-12-2012 20:35 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon its sad that the teenagers born after 93... Will never get to truely remember Whitney Houston..
←Rate | 02-12-2012 21:26 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon People who constantly think their spouse is always cheating on them..Should just stay single and miserable forever.
←Rate | 02-19-2012 10:26 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What if were all dead and this is our hell?
←Rate | 02-19-2012 13:55 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wow... My boyfriend deleted me off Facebook last night.. I was single and didnt even know it!
←Rate | 02-19-2012 18:52 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Saw one of those electric cars zip by me the othee day. Finally its starting to look like The Jetsons around here!
←Rate | 02-26-2012 22:41 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just realized.. I called one of my customers from work 48 times.. While trying to vote for someone on a reality tv show... Whoopsies
←Rate | 03-15-2012 12:06 by @seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wow! The economy is so bad people are even stealin from Dr.Suess now!
←Rate | 03-28-2012 22:51 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So I read the 1st page of Hunger Games... And fell asleep.
←Rate | 04-17-2012 21:29 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Or your a photographer now.. Where'd you go Instagram University?
←Rate | 08-20-2012 18:53 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The New iPhone5 is out.. It now fits up your a$$hole!
←Rate | 09-21-2012 23:19 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Parents: Help you grow from a child to an adult.. Then they become your roommates and get mad when the rent is late..
←Rate | 09-27-2012 01:01 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best things about celebrating the holiday with family as you get older is the kids table now contains alcohol.
←Rate | 11-22-2012 15:37 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I die, I want my tombstone to have an iPad built into it. So all my friends and family can write on my wall.
←Rate | 01-06-2013 17:32 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Face it.. Hotel rooms are good for one thing only... Getting laid
←Rate | 02-02-2013 09:45 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Keep Calm and Keep scrolling... I got nothing funny to say here.
←Rate | 03-14-2013 09:42 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love when people see me and say..." Ohh I've been meaning to call you.. But lost your number.." B itch my number hasn't changed in 10 yrs! It should be implanted into your brain cells!
←Rate | 03-14-2013 16:53 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If anybodys looking for me i'll be in Southie lookin for Erin's Gold Bra. Happy St Patricks Day
←Rate | 03-17-2013 09:02 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  




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