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   messageicon Welcome back,'s nice to see you. Stay a while...don't be in such a rush to leave like your friends Friday and Saturday!
←Rate | 01-31-2010 12:58 Comments (0)  

   messageicon loves the smell of Friday in the morning, it smells like... WEEKEND.
←Rate | 02-18-2010 23:19 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hey Friday,'re cool and all but...I'm really into your friend Saturday. We have way more fun together. Sorry :(
←Rate | 02-19-2010 07:45 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Friday is like a bra... You did your job all week, now it's time to take it off!... anyone need a hand??
←Rate | 03-05-2010 20:18 by jemava Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why do we always have to lose an hour on the weekend to make it shorter? Why cant Spring forward happen on a Friday afternoon so we can leave work earlier for happy hour?
←Rate | 03-15-2010 06:17 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Thanks to all my FB Friends, for once again, reminding me it's Friday. This is also FB Spring Cleaning Weekend. Time to remove all the apps, polls, fan pages, pictures and friends you just don't need or want anymore.
←Rate | 03-26-2010 12:56 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  

   messageicon Friday, I've tried to see other days and none compare to you, I love you.
←Rate | 04-02-2010 13:04 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know those couples where the wife is 40 something and looks like 20 something, and the husband makes over 100k and the teenagers are respectful and good looking and they go out to eat together on Friday nights as a family? I HATE those people!
←Rate | 04-03-2010 00:16 by MIke M Comments (0)  

   messageicon April is Alcohol Awareness Month and being Friday and all.... tonight I will make special plans to investigate alcohol all night long... Now that I have made you aware...I have done my part !
←Rate | 04-09-2010 10:45 Comments (0)  

   messageicon A friday with out Booze is like a Church without a priest...
←Rate | 04-23-2010 03:25 Comments (0)  

   messageicon says Happy Friday @ 5:00 pm! If an ice cold, tall, 22 ounce Miller Lite is wrong, I dont wanna be right...
←Rate | 04-30-2010 17:09 by dfotravels Comments (0)  

   messageicon Friday...the dirty librarian of the days of the week...she starts out all respectable but by 11 o'clock you know some crazy sh#ts going down...
←Rate | 05-06-2010 14:32 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I love it when Friday is in town :))))) because she always brings her friends Saturday and Sunday along too!
←Rate | 05-06-2010 16:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon getting ready for May 21st (this Friday) which is Talk Like Yoda Day...practicing we should be, hmm?
←Rate | 05-18-2010 10:04 by markf Comments (0)  

   messageicon ☆:*´¨`*twinkle twinkle little star...point me to the nearest bar *´¨`*:.☆ HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!
←Rate | 05-21-2010 10:45 Comments (3)  

   messageicon Dear Friday: You have been gone all week, no visit, no call, no nothing. For some reason your absense doesn't bother me, I am glad to see you is my liver, Cheers!
←Rate | 06-20-2010 10:06 by Charlie Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't care if Monday's blue... Tuesday's gray and Wednesday too... Thursday I don't care about you... It's Friday, and I don't have any real plans for this evening...
←Rate | 07-16-2010 07:21 Comments (0)  

   messageicon put your hands in da air and wave 'em like you just don't care 'cause it's Friday!
←Rate | 07-16-2010 12:18 by cindy Comments (0)  

   messageicon In a Relationship w/ Friday. "I'm really happy to see you again, you know how much I love you and miss you. Although we only see each other once a week, you never fail to make me happy. What I really like the most about you is that UNLIKE GIRLS, you don't
←Rate | 07-16-2010 17:04 by AJ Comments (0)  

   messageicon dancing on a table. IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT, BABY!!!!
←Rate | 07-21-2010 23:10 Comments (0)  

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